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What, the game or the thread title?

I'm guessing thorough reports and interviews is too much to ask from a blog?

So I just got Picross DS in the mail (together with Hotel Dusk and Minish Cap!) Anyway, I fired up Picross and this happened: Something happened (I think it was the WiFi searching sound or something). Two buttons appeared next to each other on the lower screen. WTF. So, is there a magical English guide for this, like the Ouendan! one, or do I just push things at random? Am I supposed to choose whether or not to connect to the intarnet or what? UPDATE: I just found the magical English guide here!

So the third option, the red x, basically means "Haresugai Konomedo!"?

Worst. Thread. Title. Evar.

This game is super addicting, also great! I'm not quite able to navigate the WiFi menus though, but we'll get to that later. Also, what's the question at the beginning of every game? If I click the left button, there's a roulette-ish thing going on. I usually click the little x to make it go away. What is it?

What the fuck? Who has two ways to pronounce a number? How am I supposed to remember that?

The what?

Yeah, both Picross and Rythm Bukkake are in the mail. In the Japanese mail. I thought I saw a screenshot of Picross with real numbers on it. Cool, because I hate ninja numbers. Sad, because I'd like to learn them. Maybe there's a toggle? Anyway, thanks for the recommendations!

If it's anything remotely close to LBA? Bukkake!

Do you think war is fun, Rodi?

Posterity? More like posterior. Or cockterity? I don't know anymore.

It's coming.

So I had this Master Plan of playing all the cool Zelda games, which I defined (erroneously, as it turned out) as all the Zelda games from and including Link to the Past, which, to me, represents something holy, having only played it slightly over the years, never having owned a SNES, loving the graphics (it's still totally beautiful) and the gameplay. So, I played through Link to the Past on my Xbox. It really rocked and was cool. Then I played Link's Awakening DX on my PC. It was also fun, despite the limitations of playing an old, small portable game on a huge monitor. It was also very cool. Not as cool as Link to the Past, but cool. Then I started playing Ocarina of Time on my PC, and it was shit. The graphics are shit, the controls are shit. The dialogues are slow and boring, and the environments are confusing and ugly and terrible. So, having made these observations, I have one question: Are all the later Zelda games as shit, or is this some abnormality in a line of otherwise great games? And don't tell me it's a good game. Maybe back in 1990 or whenever the fuck, but not today. Oh no sir!

Oh, I see!

And I? I have no blog.

I never once shouted at that game.

Congratulations!

How can noir be cliché?

You can't just stop doing it now! It has become a part of the game.

BONUS OBSERVATION: Notice that the title of this thread hasn't been violently ass-raped as per the Idle Thumbs moderator guidelines. What, are you sleeping on the job, people? Too busy... blogging?

Does everyone get the same stuff, or is there some sort of Xbox 360 apartheid?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Don't you mean... Praise The Lord Jesus?

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