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There was this game... Grim something.

Holy shit, I thought that was a flash at first.

That's awesome.

Alright, fuckers. I've bought this on Steam, but I'm delaying starting to play it because I've yet to decide how I'll be doing it: should I be good like I used to before KOTOR, or evil like ever since? I loved the KOTORs' evil gameplay, but for some reason it seems a lot of other games are all "OMG YOU CAN BE GOOD OR EVIL YOUR CHOICE!" but then playing evil makes me feel like I'm getting the, uh, where's a good metaphor when I need it... you know, it's like they really expect you to play good and spend most of their time making the good stuff, and then the evil stuff is... not so good. You know. For example, if I had to start Fable II over again (I'd kill myself), I'd definitely play good, because nothing fucking makes sense when playing an evil dude who has to do a load of nice quests, only with horns and huge veins. Sooo, is Fallout 3 best played as a good guy, or can I be evil and still get all the good dialogue choices and quests and not just have to fight all the time?

I know, it just hit me. Fable 2 feels exactly like a MMORPG. The way everything feels sort of disconnected, and how there's no real interaction between anyone, and quests are irrelevant and often concern numbers... it's like a shit WoW. I'm sort of relieved to realise this, that I actually don't like this game. Actually, I like it enough to finish it, probably, but I've never actually enjoyed it, and I probably won't go achievement hunting like I imagined I would. There are just too many other game lining up behind Fable 2 for me to spend so much time on it. One question, though: I'm just back from my 10-year you-know-what working for you-know-who. How far am I?

Okay, people. This shit is going down on one of these dates: Tuesday the 16th 1 Wednesday the 17th 3 Thursday the 18th 2 I'm up for all these dates. What about you guys?

But not smart enough to prevent the user from sending them.

Regardless of what a bod is or means, no.

I'm in.

I'm undressing as I type this, ready to listen, take it all in.

Well, stick a fork in me, that was awesome. We did all the story-ish game modes on the bottom, and had some good times killing motorcycle enthusiasts and officers of the law. At one point we ran over an old lady, which was sad, but totally an accident. Anyway, we should be more and more people each week. WHY AREN'T EVERYONE PURCHASING THIS GAME? With the awesomeness being at the level it is now with only four, five, six players, imagine the orgasm it would be to fill up the lobby with guys. There was even a Pokémon podcast at the beginning!

She's not pleased with you having three cocks? Jesus.

I just tried it a bit. The controls seemed nice, but I was a all alone. That's what I get for not paying, I guess.

What's up with all the recent downtime? Is it just podcast downloads (in which case, I guess you'll have that fixed soon) or does your mum pull out the power cord to the server when she's vacuuming your room?

Wow, Fable 2 almost seems like an adventure/RPG game wrapped around some sort of simulator. The story and quests totally clash with the rubbish "social" system of love/hate, marriage and stuff like that. It's like they started off with two factions of the team going in completely different directions, careful to not conflict with each other, merging their work into the game as the went.

If you haven't died from GTA IV exhaustion by then.

There's someone else?!

Never too soon to prepare, I guess. Make one of the magic polls appear! Just so we're all on the same page, this shit is going down in Week 50, the week containing Monday the 15th of December 2008.

I'm up for it. Should we have one of those polls again, to decide which weekdays are best for the most people? Okay, let's see... edit: Okay, let's discuss the day here.

Just wanted to let y'all know I'm still awaiting Braid with bated breadth:

...you found something in a game that takes time to investigate, like an object with a mark, or a book or letter that needs to be read, but the moment you start examining it you get a message describing the most essential thing about the item, or they guy says "So, I guess whatever the fuck this thing means blablabla". Amirite?

Holy Lord, that was the awesomest one yet! We were seven this time -- a new high -- and did all kinds of awesome shit like driving around in cars, shooting guns, etc. The lot of you who haven't tried this yet -- come on!

If only someone had proposed using BitTorrent in one of the earlier threads...

There should be a sale on .cocks. Get it?

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