toblix

They said it couldn't be done.

Holy moly I'll buy that for one million right now!

While proactively leveraging some enterprise shit.

Could I attach a tin with a length of string going through it?

So, what's your thesis gonna be like?

So, what headset should I get? Or is there only one?

Or not. That was awesome. Also, these games have become awesome podcasts of great dialogue. I wonder how long my microphone has been broken? When was the last time you heard me make a sound?

Okay, I guess we'll skip this one.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

No problem. If you ever need help with your thesis, I'm your man. I can make diagrams and shit.

Aww, I can't stay mad at you!

Fuck your thesis.

What? Steam has the PC version. Obviously.

Oh, so it will be just me? I wonder if I'll even be able to start a game with only one fucking player.

Jesus, this is the ultimate confirmation that I suck at gaming (or that gaming used to suck). These Oddworld games are awesome. I loved them back when I played them on the old Pentium 90, and I remember imagining a never ending series of these awesome 2D puzzle platformers. When I play them today, though, there's one single element that I lack, that I apparently didn't back then -- patience. I remember the first time I died, I expected to just pop back a screen or two and continue playing, because hey, I loved these games, and that happening is something I would've loved. Or so I thought. What happens is a death animation, then a couple of seconds of loading, and then a new animation as I pop back four or five screens back. I get annoyed at this, and it's fucking pathetic. The game challenges me slightly and I feel all... offended or something. This is bullshit, I'm going to finish this and cure my gaming shitness. Oh, and I have to repeat this: Although it's obvious these games aren't new, they play like gold and chocolate. They're an awesome mix of platforming and puzzles and if you don't buy them you deserve to die. Just like those privacy fags who complain about Google Maps Street View.

Like a fag, you mean.

HEY FUCKERS HEAVEY RAIN COMES OUT THIS YEARS IN 2009!!!

Yes, it was a brilliant, unexpected and hilarious twist!

Peace out.

I don't know, what's wrong with it?

Podcast? More like funny cast. The test robot voice was fucking awesome. DO MORE TEST ROBOT VOICE!!!

Okay, that kind of indie.

WTF I was just going to bed you cunts!

Today, I went from Windows Mobile 6.1 on a HTC Touch Diamond to Android on a Google Dev Phone, ad it's like traveling ten years ahead in a time machine.

Oh, I was just thinking phone, not carrier.