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Hedge Fund has some excellent hardstep tracks (LBBP '02 is a great album if you can get it) with high bpm a nice rolling bass seq's.

That's the stupidest and scaried thing I've ever heard. I have often made fun of the True Lies scene on account of the fact that I have always felt confident that weapons wouldn't start killing guys just from being dropped on the floor. After making a hole for the bullets to come out of, this "security mechanism" is the second thing I would think of if I were to design a weapon.

That's just awesome. Now I'm glad I've just purchased this game.

That's an awesome security mechanism, and also merely a paraphrasing of what I believe to be the very definition of a firearm.

Hopefully the situation of someone cocking their gun in my face will remain strictly in the realm of the imagination. In real life I would most likely be so flustered I'd forget this thread completely and instead go for the old "the safety is on" trick and attempt to disarm him/her as he/she tilts the pistol to check. Which begs the question: Does a gunman have to visually inspect the safety switch of a gun in order to determine whether the safety mechanism is engaged?

It would be awesome if the Italian voices were like the voices in the Mario & Luigi games.

Can't you just plug the hole with your finger? Based on the physics involved I predict the gun would backfire and kill the assailant. After all, the bullet would have to go somewhere, and your finger is blocking one of the exits.

You guys are fucking amazing.

I don't get how you people can pace yourselves and delay getting games like that. I just buy everything when it comes out and then stop playing mid-way through everything.

So I had this master plan to play all the campaigns in order, since I had the impression there was more of a story to them this time. But then the Admiral says something like "no, fuck that bra theres no story," which I then repeat to Wrestle who's all "whaaat omg there's totaly a sotry!" Who should I believe? My own brother or the buttsex peddling brit? Anyway, I'll probably be logging on regularly to see if I can find three other people who were just about to start playing one of the campaigns all the way through.

What the hell... I thought you guys were all talking about the game with that hot chick in the bomber jacket that sneaks around and kills people from behind like it was 2002. Are there two games called Saboteur or something? I'm so confused.

I also want to campaign all the levels first too, as well.

This is one of the most atmospheric games I've ever played. If you like to have a good time, buy it since it's only ten dollars. It's over ten years old now, so naturally it looks dated, and it has a couple of lame parts, but the best parts are totally awesome. This post sucks, but I feel I have to mention this awesome game nevertheless.

I will find a way into your home.

That's just awesome.

Now that I actually think about it, they went about Bioshock the wrong way. They should've started it with a city embedded in ice, then, in the sequel, there would be one submerged in water. The third one would be a city immersed in steam. They could release the plasma and Bose–Einstein condensate ones as DLC as they would likely be very short.

That was awesome.

Listen to this person. He/she is clearly right.

Aaaanyway, there's a flash demo up here. I haven't tried it, and hope I won't, but this game won't be out till February.

Braid. The Motherfucking Bat Man.

You have made a foolish mistake.

Happy birthday, Spaff!

Gay Tony's multiplayer is the dumbest shit. They might as well have called it Grand Shoes Auto, because running around and shooting seems to be the thing they're going for. They've added tons of interiors for running around and being bored in, and then they've reduced GTA race to only a handful of really sucking vehicles. The APC is the biggest joke. Either everyone has one or nobody does, so there's really no point. The nail in the coffin is that they've removed the helicopters from the airport in GTA races. Another nail was that they even managed to shit up the parachuting thing, only making it available in the shitty free mode, and then only in a non-organized way, so there's no competition or anything. I think I'll skip any future Gay Thumb Autos, as this was really terrible. Hopefully the expansions aren't an indication of future GTA multiplayer stuff, but it really seems like it.

Yeah, it's not like story of the year or anything, but I still remember the great atmosphere of the sanitarium levels. Of course, I've always had a thing for mental asylums.