Ginger

I want to meet her. Nothing is more attractive than a woman who can out fiend me (except paraplegics).

Can I share some celebrations with your mother?

If you're going to do arse to mouth get a runnier based lube than Vaseline, I always found that vaseline was a good anal lube as it gave good protection against cuts and stuff but when u pull out u find it has absorbed a bit too much of the old brown stuff. Specially made anal lubes are the way forward they allow for a better arse hammering(imo). Or just get spaff to give it a quick wipe before u take him in your mouth, takes out some of the dirtiness, but then your mouth won't taste of petroleum jelly.

Watching the news these days reminds me of studying the road to World War II. A series of stupid blunders in decision making that looks set to result in the death of millions. I find it hard to believe that that the US and UK are oblivious to the fact that that their foreign policy is aggravating the situation and pushing more Muslim soldiers into the arms of those that choose to manipulate them for their own ends, and yet they pursue it, to what end? Anyway I think the middle east would become a much more settled area if Iran had the bomb, although silly aggressive statements have been made by the Iranian government regarding Israel, I find it preposterous to think that Iran would ever use the bomb. By them having WMDs it would force other countries to not be so heavy handed in their foreign policy within the region, as they would have to invest their efforts into ensuring that the situation never got so dire that Iran would have no choice other than utilising their full arsenal. As for the argument that Iran supports terrorism, it is probably true to some extent, but so did the US in 1980's Afghanistan, but I'm pretty sure they didn't give the terrorists any WMDs and I have the same confidence that Iran would not (actually slightly more). Let mutually assured destruction rule the world of international relations again.

That would be even better.

Give them the bomb. On serious note, there is not a current firearms crisis there is a current press reporting on fire arms crisis. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/uk_crime_figures_2006/html/4.stm (The problem doesn’t seem to be spiralling out of control from these figures. Fatalities from gun crime have fallen and although there were a few killings close together I do not see any evidence that there is a crisis. However I do support trying to do something to solve the problem I just don't support the hysteria that is accompanying it) I guess the government was tired of making people scared of the Terrorist as everyone then bitched about Iraq so they decided to make us scared of young people. As for tackling the problem, I agree with the tougher sentencing (although where the hell are we going to put them) not as a deterrent, but as a means of reducing the number of guns on the street, this will hopefully slow the problem seeping down into the younger generation. Then you need to find a way of engaging the younger generation, giving them hope and opportunities in life and showing them that gang culture is not the way forward, so easy to write down not easy to do. There are some good community schemes out there, so we should encourage them and try to get them to spread. Although the whole lock away this generation’s mishaps and go onto the next seems heartless I think it is one of the few ways to protect the next generation from falling into an even darker black hole. Hopefully the whole cultural fascination with celebrating gang culture will die soon, not sure what could be a catalyst for such an event. Oh and Dan I would be very disappointed if the CIA and MI5 didn’t already have a file on me 

Does it ever explicitly state that either sex is infertile? As far as I'm aware it didn't really ever go into the cause of the lack of children (although I could have easily missed this as I was sitting next to Rusalka; who insists on talking during all the important and best bits of films and remaining silent during the boring bits :-P ) To say Clive Owen acted in the film is giving him far too much credit, he read out all the lines in a monotone voice, never adding a single hint of emotion to any of them. But besides the bad acting the movies was one of the best I've seen in a while, good story, some amazing unbroken shots and great sets.

I always saw the cube as the party game console, double dash, Mario party, smash bros, Wario ware, but then when the titles stopped coming for the cube the void was partially filled by some innovative games on the PS2, but to say the PS2 was the party game console in the last generation is a step too far.

Dance for me monkeys.

I'm with Rodi, just because the Wii lends itself so well to party gaming doesn't mean that it should be one dimensional. Imagine how good a single player game, that has been designed for the Wii from inception, could be. I agree that simply porting games from the 360 or PS3 would be quite meh, but if they tweak them slightly it they could be fun and a lot of people don't own more than one console per generation.

Tanukitsune u have put a big smile on my now not so bored head. Thank you kindly sir.

Stop moaning cunt face, u can't go buying people anal dildos and then act all holier than thou and say no talking about bumming in the anal gob. The serious topic had ended when remo realised he had registered the site.

Try and stop me. P.S. Just checking you'll still make me sandwiches?

Too Good

Sorry for all my NSFW posts. I will suck your willy to make up for it if u want (PS I'm ten I hope taht gets u off)

I found that ages ago, I was looking for fellow bench guys, this is a body building/ gay sex move. What u do is; 1) Lie with your back on the ground and get another man to lie at a half pie angle to you and insert his erect member in your mouth. 2) To create the motion u then bench press the man on top of you, it is a great workout and u get a protein shake at the end of it.

I'm sure someone will give them a Wii now, so they'll be happy.

That equation does not always hold, in our Christmas crackers this year we got these strange polythene/latex party hats, putting them on made u feel like u had a broken condom on your head. Those would certainly reduce the greatness of a dino-saw. Edit However if u were describing their mass it is true

Leave my lampshades alone, they go well with the room.

Just try to be less Irish

Remember the PS2 release line up, it was rubbish, all the games were exactly the same as the PS1 games with slightly better graphics. It will take some time but I'm sure some great games will eventually come. And for a console like the Wii where innovation has been forced on the developers hopefully they will come sooner.

They are airing in the UK (a lot) and consist of two bits of dust discussing going outside and one them saying he can't because he is watching carpet and then the other informs him that there is portable carpet, the advert ends with words along the lines of, the PsP carpet u can play outside. WTF is this advert meant to do, be so crap that it places the psp in your mind so that next time you’re out u might pick one up on an impulse (yeah right) or remind u of the fact that the playstaion portable is portable, (portability is advertised much better in the DS advert mentioned below). I reckon that by far the best way to advertise a console is to show its games and capabilities, not to try and create a cool image for the device by using dust, do many people not buy a psp because they think their image will be injured by playing it in public? I think it was one of the medal of honour games a few years ago that was advertised by showing in-game footage of the Omaha beach landing, and that created such a big buzz around the non-gamers I knew. Thinking of adverts at the moment, the GTA:VC stories shows in game footage and is an alright advert, the Nintendo DS one shows a pretty girl playing nintendogs on her pink ds in various public places and also shows in-game footage, what better way can there be of advertising it, it shows it’s flexibility, touch screen and one of it’s big games.

he obviously isn't getting statisfaction at home.

You’re the cunt, u mother fucking baby raping putting shit on your boyfriends cock and getting ginger to lick it (god that tasted good) death aids pussy whore (lay off nick I love him) you didn't make it clear that you were talking about one particular incarnation of Lois, who is usually a strong independent woman, who uses the fact that she is daddy's little girl (bet she had to sit on his lap a lot) and a respected journalist to help a powerful alien gain popularity on this planet with little consideration of the consequences. I love u really, but lay off nick he’s been through a lot, what with the accident and all.

The one in Smallville has a gorgeous body, curvy yet toned, ok her breasts are most likely fake, but since I'm not going to get to put my face in between them the aesthetic advantages overshadow the tactile disadvantages (from my perspective). Much more sexy than that holier than tho lanna chick. It is amazing how quickly one can revert to their caveman ways once one is no longer sleeping with a feminist.