Marek

Does that man use lipstick? It's possible!

Wahheeey! Check it out! Miyamoto on a tshirt!

I can think of many ways to do this respectfully, and even more ways in which to piss people off. I don't think the concept itself is inherently offensive, but the execution might be. It depends.

Try saying mebibyte ten times in a row.

Yeah. I wasn't actually serious when I started this thread though.

Slice! Dice! Chop! Someone make it kthnx

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"Someone make it" i.e. The original dev is long gone, the PC game wasn't that good to begin with, but the idea of a Pizza simulator on the DS is really good. That's all.

Err. Yeah, that's nice too. But not as nice as using the stylus to make pizzas.

They've been lying in my kitchen for two weeks now and they're still all gross with hard bits in the middle. How long are these eggs supposed to lay dormant?

"Harrison then confirmed that past-gen, Nintendo-created titles will indeed be downloadable for !!~~ free ~~!!." (Link. Emphasis, colors and festive typography are mine.) FUCK YEAH!!!

Wuxtry! Wuxtry! PC graphics capabilities superior to PS2! Read all about it!

I've had these dolphins lying in my kitchen for two weeks now but they're still all gross with hard bits in the middle. Do you know of any place that sells brain damaged children?

Oh man, review it for Thumb.

Let me put it another way: how long are these hairy balls supposed to ripen? My mom used to manage these things when I lived with my parents.

Yeah that'd be awesome. Sorry.

Clearly he's trying to hide the fact that he's got long polished nails.

What I really, really like about Prey is how on the surface it's an unpretentious 90ies era shooter, where Things Blow Up and Badass Stuff Happens in Occasional Huge Environments. It really tickles my nostalgia gland, reminding me of Duke Nukem 3D and especially Rise of the Triads, but also Descent and Dark Forces. But at its core it looks like Prey actually has some really neat level design (assuming they'll design things such that you're not entirely disoriented) that no 90ies shooter ever did. All that portal and gravity stuff really takes advantage of the fact that it's a video game in which anything can happen, and I love it. The sad thing about Prey is that it's the kind of game that doesn't seem that awesome on paper, or on screenshots. It took a gameplay video to actually convince me it's not as average as I imagined.

I didn't even think of the Bunchies when I wrote that. But... I could have. And that disturbs me.

If you want we can code a bot to delete all your posts older than two hours. Would save you a lot of trouble.

A lot of these games can't be credited for inventing things, just popularizing them. So it really depends how you interpret the question...

Could you be making anything other than a cock... with ... err, legs?

Am I the only one who didn't even notice this?

Man, what a bummer. I hereby retract the Vans until conclusive information is released. I still hope they'll make it all available for free, so that they're using the old games to sell Revolutions, not using the Revolution to sell old games. The rumor mill currently says the controller will have some standard buttons as well as a new type of touchscreen that can also simulate the kinetic experience of touching a button, i.e. a knob would feel like a knob, even though the surface is flat. There's an American company that is supposedly developing these, and a news article on the web somewhere suggested they'd be used in the Nintendo Revolution. I lost the URL but it sounds cool to me, and I hope it's real. I think he's talking about sales though, not horsepower. Nintendo has already said the Revolution will be about three times as powerful as the GameCube, which is likely to put it below the PS3 and Xbox 360 in terms of specs. (Which will be irrelevant this generation.)

WTF, who will buy all that food?!?