Stuart

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    The only thing I want is for Abrams to not blow his wad and make another fucking "mystery box" film as he's done with his latest projects. Also, make an actual script, not a stitching job of a bunch of references so that nerds will salivate for (hint: they won't).

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    Yo, so I've been wanting to co-op this game with someone. I'm level 66 and I'm in Gwyndolin's quarters, so just add me on Steam if you want to jolly cooperate. My Steam ID is in my sig. Be sure to tell me who you are on the forum (your forum username, that is) when I accept your invite on Steam. You have to be level 59-72 if you wanna co-op.

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    The last two posts = Joss Whedon in a nutshell.

     

    So I watched the third season of Sherlock and HOOOLY CRAP, it was so bad. Or at least, 2/3 bad. The last episode was pretty good and a return to form of the series, but the first two episodes, specially the first one, were absolutely terrible. Obnoxious camera work and editing, horrendous attempts at humor nearly ever second, fanservicey bullshit for those Cumberbatch obsessives, and unbelievable character development in the first episode. I just hated it all so much, that it the last episode became a surprise. But yeah, disappointing season, hope they don't fuck up on the next one. 

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    THIS 95.5 FM, H-H-H-H-H-H-HOT SCOOPZ ON THE MIC YA'LL.

     

    HOOOOT SCOOPS ON THE MIC.

     

    H-H-HOT SCOOPS ON TH-TH-THE MIC.

     

    "YO DIS IS HOT SCOOPS, AND DIS CHANNEL BE FULL OF G~G~G~G~GHOSTS (F-F-FILLED WITH GHOSTS), YOUR ASS JUST DUN' GONE HOME, NOMSAYIN' MOTHERFUCKER"

     

     

    ONLY ON 95.5, PUFFIN RADIO. P-P-PUFFIN RADIO. *BABOO*

     

    Have this in the background while reading this stupid shit. Preferable if you obnoxiously shout every line.

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    I beat Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory yesterday. It's certainly the best Splinter Cell game I've played, probably my third favourite stealth game.

     

    I'm so so so so so so so happy you loved Chaos Theory, It's literally THE anti-Tom Clancy game. It ditches rah-rah nationalistic, patriotic wankery and blown out useless mechanics and tools that have and are expected in Tom Clancy licensed games, and it instead opts to be smooth, clever, focused, sharp, and to the point. I can't think of a more perfect modern stealth game, so succinct in its mechanics and how sharp in its dialogue and character development. And what's amazing is how no one notices? That speaks to the true beauty of the game. Everything fits perfectly, everything is in place, nothing feels like an overblown idea, or useless padding.

     

    Another thing that I love about the game, and is something I've only heard Steve talk about and laud, is the physicality of the game. It's been 9 years since it came out, and there's been no other third person shooter that makes interacting with the world so visually tactile. Games now have the power to create amazing, detailed, mocapped animation that can be even be procedural if they wanted, but Chaos Theory's half mo-cap, half hand made animation is so smooth and tactile it's just...ugh. And don't get me started on the music, that motherfucking muuusiiicc aaaaaaaaahh.