Ucantalas

i bet u dont even have a unkle

Wow. That was brilliantly entertaining.

Well, I've broken in to every house in North America (and vast stretches of Europe, Asia, South America, Africa, Australia) and installed a personal delivery system in everyone's kitchen and bathroom! You, too, can acquire it for almost no cost!

I have this special chemical compound designed to fight hangovers. I call it... dihydrogen monoxide. Drinking several glasses of it before sleeping kills hangovers dead.

Sorry to hear about your cat subbes. I hope things turn around and he gets better.

(First of all, I apologize for double posting in this thread. This post is completely unrelated to the first post I made, and I felt this deserved its own post. I'm sorry for filling this up with depressing boring stuff about my life.) Lately I've been feeling really blah again. I know I shouldn't feel this way: I have a decent job, good family, nice place to stay, etc etc, but I just feel so completely unfulfilled. I feel like everything I've done has been a waste of my life, but at the same time I feel like I don't want to do anything to change that. I don't even know how I would go about changing that. I'm having trouble figuring out why I'm feeling so... empty. I feel like I should be doing things with my life, like I'm wasting every day on pointless things that have no purpose and ultimately mean nothing. Lately I've been fantasizing of just... quitting my job and leaving my apartment and just hitchiking from one end of Canada to the other and back again. I think back and feel like I spent too much time in my life just sitting inside ignoring everyone because I didn't want to be embarassed/hurt/whatever, and now I feel like I'm suffering because of it. But at the same time I'm still too worried about stuff like that to go out unless I absolutely have to for work/buying groceries/seeing a doctor or whatever errands I might need to do. I just feel trapped in this little box of "I need to do this, but I can't do this, so I'll just sit here, not doing anything and making no noise and pretending I don't exist." I have no confidence with anything I do. I just cannot accept that I might be good at anything or know anything correctly. I second-guess myself so much that it's actually affecting my performance at work. I feel like I should get in touch with some kind of therapist or something, but between now working full time with an incredibly odd schedule that is completely different week-to-week makes it very difficult for me to try to schedule anything. On top of that, I don't know if I'd be able to describe any of this to someone I've actually met. It's only because of the anonymity here that I feel comfortable talking about it. Agh I don't know anymore. I don't want to be me anymore. But I don't want to be any different because I don't know different and that scares me. I want change, but don't want to change. I want to be normal, but don't know what normal looks like. I hate feeling like this. (Edit: Ugh, of course this would be at the top of a new page.)

I want robot food deliveries so I don't have to tip.

...what about a head in a jar communicating with other heads-in-jars and people outside?

All that stuff under the "Quack Zone Warning"... Wii Fit U. (also that is the creepiest name I have ever heard.)

...I'm having kind of a weird dual set of thoights about that. On the one hand, it sounds awesome and I kind of have no problem with it. But on the other hand, I feel like I am supposed to have more attachment to the real world and how I should care more about whats going on and how people really shouldn't live that long and its all unnatural and bad. But I can't tell if that's actually my thoughts or if its just this thing I feel I should be feeling, you know? (Im sorry if that didn't make any sense. I drank some Monster a couple of hours ago and then took some Tylenol about half an hour ago (forgettig I had an energy drink a little earlier) and now I'm kind of energetic and tired and stuff all at once and everythings kind of weird...)

I only refuse because thread necromancy is the closest I will ever come to actual magic.

Episode 1:Podracer was amazing until you had to boost. Then it became a thumb-destroying test of endurance. My favorites were Mario Kart 64 and Mickey's Speedway USA...

I only consider it robbing them if I take things I can't use. All of the size Medium T-shirts from companies I have I feel a little bad about because I have never fit into a medium sized shirt. So I feel like I'm stealing those. But at the same time, free shirts! One day I might sew them together into some kind of promotional poncho.

I liked swag when it just meant free pens and shit.

...I'm confused. Isn't Zeus the one who usually makes jokes like that? Did you guys switch accounts for the day or something?

The plus side of working in a call center, even though I don't particularly like the work, is that I really couldn't take my work home with me if I tried.

I think most of it (at least around here) is that a lot of us have become cynical of promises made in advertising games, so a lot of us are naturally skeptical about claims that there is a system in the game that will make each and every play through the game unique and different from every other playthrough. Does anyone else remember the claims being made before Fable came out? You could do whatever you wanted and change the world, and players could do things that the programmers never intended! Every playthrough would be unique based on what the player did! On top of that, there's some arguments with the tone of the game versus the tones of Tolkien's work. All of that said, I still think it looks pretty fun and I kind of can't wait to play it.

I'm not a big fan of that style of show, but I genuinely like listening to Craig Ferguson.

Do you want some cream?

HE IS A BENEVOLENT AND MERCIFUL KING WHO SAVED US FROM THE TYRRANICAL RULE OF THE MAD CLOWN! YOU WILL TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT!

I need to finish catching up to the manga. I made it past... I think I had just gotten away from the crazy undead zombie island place where there shadows were stolen (I think that's what happened? It's been like a year since I read it) and I think thats where they met up with... whats-his-name, the skeleton musician guy... Brooke? Bruce? Something like that...

IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU FROWN WITH A BLACK EYE. Edit: Why are all my weird posts today landing as the top of a new page? Its scary and lonely up here.

Did someone say pompadour?

Why? Because putting "Lord of the Rings" in the title will sell more copies.

I want Tom Bombail Simulator 2014.