Nachimir Posted November 27, 2014 Reflecting on this, the hybrid dino means that, presumably, the Jurassic World staff felt that tourists were somehow not impressed enough by their theme park full of real fucking dinosaurs. I thought this too! "Hey guys, we have a T-rex, tame velociraptors, and a fucking enormous Mosasaurus in the pool, but what I think this park could really do with is something deadlier and more agile". Quoted for truth: A+++ WOMAN TO BLAME CUT TO BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted November 27, 2014 I'll chuck it in here as well for prosperity Opening Scene of Jurassic World Chris Pratt is stalking through the jungle, he sees a rustling in the brushes ahead of him and moves closer, the scene feels very reminiscent of Robert Muldoon's demise in the the original film. You are scared Chris Pratt's eyes narrow, is that a tail in the distances?... then a raptor bursts from the jungle next to him. "Clever girl" Chris exclaims before the raptor pounces You shut your eyes to shield yourself from the mutilation that is no doubt unfolding on the screen before you , "not again" you utter to yourself... but then you hear... laughing!? you look back at the screen The raptor is licking Chris Pratt's face as they roll around together on the jungle floor. More raptors burst out of the jungle and join in the frivolities. Chris Pratt beams from ear to ear. Screen fades to black JURASSIC WORLD After the events of the first three films, and by events a mean 'people being ripped limb from limb by velociraptors'. The scientists this time round decided that If they were to breed raptors again they would make sure that they wouldn't attack humans in the way they have before, so, they genetically melded them with dog DNA. Yes, Man's arch-nemosis is now man's best friend. The main villain of the previous films is now the hero! Its Jurassic park after all, the raptor had to be the star of the show. = By the end of this film you will have weeped at the death of Chris Pratt's favourite raptor, who sacrificed itself to save its master. Also, i cared about Jurassic World before it was cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted November 27, 2014 hmm mutant dino concept from 2012 http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-10/10/jurassic-4-mutated-dinosaur-art Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted November 27, 2014 Is everyone assuming the raptors are tame from that one shot? There's the possibility they're all running from the same thing Pratt's character is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted November 27, 2014 Look at Pratts face. Thats a determined going somewhere face not a being chased running away face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted November 27, 2014 I really like the idea of a theme park that has fucking dinosaurs in it, and all the comment cards are saying is "what have you done for us lately?" We have small pieces of glass that connect to the entirety of human knowledge, available on a two-year contract, and we somehow manage to be disappointed when they bring out a new one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted November 27, 2014 Mington, on 27 Nov 2014 - 14:01, said: Look at Pratts face. Thats a determined going somewhere face not a being chased running away face That's a going to the nearest IMAX multiplex to watch Jurassic World face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted November 27, 2014 That's a going to the nearest IMAX multiplex to watch Jurassic World face.Jurassic World isn't out yet. He's going back to an IMAX Multiplex to see Interstellar for 26th time, using his all you can watch pass that would let him explore the wonder and mystery of it as much as he wants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Architecture Posted November 27, 2014 Is everyone assuming the raptors are tame from that one shot? There's the possibility they're all running from the same thing Pratt's character is... There was another version of the trailer that leaked a day or two early wherein Pratt is talking down one of the raptors, I shit you not. http://www74.zippyshare.com/v/41079300/file.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted November 27, 2014 ...What the hell is that noise at the end of that video?Also NICE TAME RAPTORS I WANT ONE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Architecture Posted November 27, 2014 The sound of the spy being garroted by Universal Studios security. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted November 27, 2014 Bjorn, on 27 Nov 2014 - 18:41, said: Jurassic World isn't out yet. He's going back to an IMAX Multiplex to see Interstellar for 26th time, using his all you can watch pass that would let him explore the wonder and mystery of it as much as he wants. Jurassic World isn't a film about going to see Jurassic World? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted November 27, 2014 You know, I'm more interested to see a JP movie with tamed raptors than the usual raptors. We've already had three films almost exactly the same, I'm glad they're going a bit mental with this one. I'm just hoping it's a bad trailer for a good film ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turkey Posted November 28, 2014 Judy Greer, Ty Burrell (I think), Bryce Dallas Howard..? Should have specified. I meant goofy character actors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mondryle Posted November 28, 2014 http://www.jurassicworld.com/ Please direct your attention to the What's Happening box. Mr. DNA confirmed?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted November 28, 2014 Watched the trailer again. Think I was wrong about Ty Burrell. Also as previously mentioned, a lot of the effects, colour coding etc looks relatively bad for such a prestige and visual-effects-history-associated franchise. I'm hoping that stuff is still 'in alpha' and by June they will have polished it all up. I'm also going into "la la la" mode for this now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted November 29, 2014 That's a fun website. There's a volcano on the island will it be erupting at the end of the film T-Rex roaring it's head off against a backdrop of spewing lava and a red, ash filled sky Walking out of the cinema and hearing a person in front of me say "...so all the dinosaurs escaped AND a volcano erupted with in a few hours of each other??? That's a bit far fetched" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RubixsQube Posted November 29, 2014 http://www.jurassicworld.com/ Please direct your attention to the What's Happening box. Mr. DNA confirmed?? That website is clever, but too sloppy. There are mistakes all over the place (on the T-Rex facts page, Sue is not the name of the first T-Rex fossil ever found), and it looks too much like what it is: an advertisement for a fake amusement park from a movie, rather than what it could be. A quick trip to Disneyland's web site shows the information you'd want to present to the public (nobody uses a public website for ride queue times, for instance). I know that this sort of nitpicking is mega tedious, but what is the goal of this website (and a few others, including this one, for Masrani Global, the company who currently owns InGen), really? I'd assume it's to drum up excitement for the film through ARG-esque interconnected websites. On one hand, this is successful, but, if you're going to dip into the website uncanny valley, you have to really sell it, and so the little silly aspects (the Jurassic World website's page on John Hammond uses a quote from Jurassic Park in a wink-wink, audience, cheeseball way) and mistakes just ruin the illusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted November 29, 2014 I want to see what a modern, updated CGI version of Mr. DNA looks like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vorlonesque Posted December 1, 2014 I'll chuck it in here as well for prosperity Opening Scene of Jurassic World Chris Pratt is stalking through the jungle, he sees a rustling in the brushes ahead of him and moves closer, the scene feels very reminiscent of Robert Muldoon's demise in the the original film. You are scared Chris Pratt's eyes narrow, is that a tail in the distances?... then a raptor bursts from the jungle next to him. "Clever girl" Chris exclaims before the raptor pounces You shut your eyes to shield yourself from the mutilation that is no doubt unfolding on the screen before you , "not again" you utter to yourself... but then you hear... laughing!? you look back at the screen The raptor is licking Chris Pratt's face as they roll around together on the jungle floor. More raptors burst out of the jungle and join in the frivolities. Chris Pratt beams from ear to ear. Screen fades to black JURASSIC WORLD After the events of the first three films, and by events a mean 'people being ripped limb from limb by velociraptors'. The scientists this time round decided that If they were to breed raptors again they would make sure that they wouldn't attack humans in the way they have before, so, they genetically melded them with dog DNA. Yes, Man's arch-nemosis is now man's best friend. The main villain of the previous films is now the hero! Its Jurassic park after all, the raptor had to be the star of the show. = By the end of this film you will have weeped at the death of Chris Pratt's favourite raptor, who sacrificed itself to save its master. Also, i cared about Jurassic World before it was cool THIS movie would excite the hell out of me! I would be all about seeing THIS movie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turkey Posted December 1, 2014 I present the Jurrasic World hybrid: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted December 1, 2014 Can you imagine if you went into Jurassic World expecting some generic dinosaur mutant and THAT was the result? I don't think anything in life would make me happier than for the movie to be one giant prank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted December 1, 2014 Mr. DNA has become a sentient AI trying to take down the park from the inside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I_smell Posted December 2, 2014 There was another version of the trailer that leaked a day or two early wherein Pratt is talking down one of the raptors, I shit you not. http://www74.zippyshare.com/v/41079300/file.html "It's like takin' a stroll through the woods... Sixty-five million years ago!" ZING!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RubixsQube Posted December 3, 2014 I feel like this cab driver when I think about this film. It doesn't care about me. It doesn't respect me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites