singlespace Posted September 12, 2014 You all are humour terrorists and should be punished to the full extent of the law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BusbyBerkeley Posted September 12, 2014 My friends used to make dad jokes all the time, but we didn't know to call them dad jokes. "What does Captain Hook do when he's angry? Beat Smee!" Is the only one I can distinctly remember because it is so awful. And hey, I'm noticing a trend of "Oh we'll save that boardgame discussion for next week" and then not discussing it the next week. Clearly biased against cardboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted September 12, 2014 WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK well that's just a pun but if i'm ever a dad you can bet your bottom dollar i will make that joke to literally all of my child's friends at every single opportunity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malkav11 Posted September 12, 2014 For those checking out Terror Aboard the Speedwell, the author (or at least one of them) has a previous Twine piece on itchio called You Were Made for Loneliness that's worth a look as well. Theoretically it's in the same setting, although there's apparently not a huge amount of connection between the two. Edit: I guess YWMFL is also a multi-author piece. I suppose not surprising, as there are a lot of quite varied (though all centered on a common theme) secondary text pieces buried in the "main" plot, some of them quite lengthy and that would have been a pretty big task to take on as one person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted September 12, 2014 You all are humour terrorists and should be pun-ished to the full extent of the law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Latrine Posted September 12, 2014 You all are humour terrorists and should be pun-ished to the full extent of the lawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted September 12, 2014 (I never said Curtain was a good book. I don't think it is from what I've been told -- I haven't read it -- but I enjoyed the TV adaptation.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Synnah Posted September 12, 2014 I've been enjoying Desert Golfing a lot recently, and seeing people discussing it on Twitter has definitely helped that enjoyment. I kind of wish I'd reached hole 500 before hearing about it in the podcast, but that's my own fault for being lax, I guess (And also I had a bug that forced me to clear my save data and lose about 180 holes of progress). Regarding the way the game generates its holes, the game's creator Justin Smith (Who also made Realistic Summer Sports Simulator and the amazing So Long, Oregon!) replied to a conversation between Douglas Wilson and Bennett Foddy on Twitter to confirm that the generation of the levels was procedural, but that every player gets the same set of holes. He also said that it was statistically going to generate an impossible hole eventually, which was thought to be hole 2866. Until the first guy to reach it realised that you could bounce the ball off some offscreen scenery! Basically Desert Golfing is fascinating. And hey, I'm noticing a trend of "Oh we'll save that boardgame discussion for next week" and then not discussing it the next week. Clearly biased against cardboard. I'm still waiting for Danielle's opinions on Sunless Sea! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted September 12, 2014 You all are humour terrorists and should be pun-ished to the full extent of the lawl. Sentenced to life in the state punitentiary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danielle Posted September 12, 2014 WHAT IS BROWN AND STICKY A STICK well that's just a pun but if i'm ever a dad you can bet your bottom dollar i will make that joke to literally all of my child's friends at every single opportunity Can I use this one in my dumb game too? This thread is full of GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted September 12, 2014 My dad still does this thing where when the family goes out to the restaurant and the hostess asks how many, he'll hold up his fingers to show like 7 people and say "four." Then there's usually just a bunch of genuine confusion with the hostess not knowing what to write (or possibly how to count fingers) and no one laughs except him. I don't like this joke, it's not particularly clever and it serves as more of a vehicle for my sister and I to bond with a look that says, "God damn it, Dad." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfsyde Posted September 12, 2014 Sentenced to life in the state punitentiary For that you are awarded with David Caruso's Golden Sunglasses. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
your name here Posted September 12, 2014 I don't like this joke, it's not particularly clever and it serves as more of a vehicle for my sister and I to bond with a look that says, "God damn it, Dad." Such is the nature of a dad joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clyde Posted September 12, 2014 My dad still does this thing where when the family goes out to the restaurant and the hostess asks how many, he'll hold up his fingers to show like 7 people and say "four." Then there's usually just a bunch of genuine confusion with the hostess not knowing what to write (or possibly how to count fingers) and no one laughs except him. I don't like this joke, it's not particularly clever and it serves as more of a vehicle for my sister and I to bond with a look that says, "God damn it, Dad." https://mobile.twitter.com/mallelis/status/468854533041684481 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted September 12, 2014 I suspect Danielle hasn't been told what's brown and rhymes with snoop. it's Dr. Dre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Synnah Posted September 12, 2014 Okay, that one got me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted September 12, 2014 Can I use this one in my dumb game too? This thread is full of GOLD! YES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anym Posted September 12, 2014 Is it just me or did Danielle have a different, kinda more goofy, laugh this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osmosisch Posted September 12, 2014 What's white and when it ends up in your eye kills you? an aeroplane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korax Posted September 12, 2014 I don't know if your joke format works with ones that require an initial response, but I'll throw this one out anyway: - Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? - Sure! - That the spirit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted September 12, 2014 My favourite dumb joke is a knock-knock joke. Someone start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spenny Posted September 12, 2014 My favourite dumb joke is a knock-knock joke. Someone start. I'm not falling for that one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Posted September 12, 2014 For D, a joke I wish I told on the podcast. It is my favorite joke, bar none. What do you call it when you open a soda for a friend in outer space? An astro-fizz-assist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Video Games Posted September 12, 2014 This is pretty similar to what Korax said earlier, but when I heard the pig joke, this was what came to mind: What does a pig use to get rid of a rash? An oink-ment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted September 12, 2014 It suddenly strikes me how disappointed I am Jake didn't do his pig noise when the pig joke was made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites