On uglyness

[Wormsie]

This is just too good to be missed.

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[Intrepid Homoludens]

Gawd, that is pathetic. Sorry, no sale. It looks too frighteningly suburban mom to me - i.e. no aesthetic value whatsoever. But hey, at least they have signature merchandise for sale.

I would have been more creative, though:

Adventure Gamers brand cd carrying cases, sew-on patches, cell phone covers.

Idle Thumbs brand bongs, condom wallets, brassieres, and gourmet lollipops.

[Wormsie]

Condom wallets?

EDIT: OK, I used Google, and found THIS interesting thing. In other words: It's completely uninteresting.

[manny_c44]

I'd think an Idle Thumbs butt-plug would be appropriate...it would be tongue in cheek. forget I said that.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Hmmm. My advice to her would be to confront him: "I noticed your wallet open and a condom was sticking out. Are you suffering from any kind of STD? If so, how did you get it? Will you have to be safe with me from now on? And why aren't you using that cool looking Idle Thumbs condom case?"

[Wormsie]

I'd think an Idle Thumbs butt-plug would be appropriate...it would be tongue in cheek. forget I said that.

Let me guess: shaped like a thumb?

EDIT: Come to think of it, that would have to be a pretty freaky thumb...

[Wormsie]

I want an Idle Thumbs condom case!

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Let me guess: shaped like a thumb?

EDIT: Come to think of it, that would have to be a pretty freaky thumb...

Not necessarily. It would just be a regular thumb, the more realistic the better. It would have a good solid base, preferably suction cupped, and it would have the Idle Thumbs logo on it and some fitting statement, like: "Yeah! Load me up, baby! I'm all Thumbs!"

[Roderick]

And then it'd become all the rage and people would talk about it so much that it would become a verb. To Thumb.