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The Shitty Joke/Anti-Joke Thread

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From the ashes of hell, a thread rises back. And with that thread, a dark Plinkett reveals 101 Wacky Jokes for Kids.

 

 

 

 

These two videos reminded me of a similar joke book that I had when I was kid. There is one joke that stuck with me intensely, and I'll never forget it.

 

What does Spider-Man do on the internet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

surf the web

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Courtesy of a student sharing a new vocabulary word:

 

"Ok, so REDACTED has found and defined 'adjusted' for us..."

 

*interrupting* "Yup! Ah jus' did!"

 

...and then I facepalmed in front of a room full of 8 year olds.

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I just realized that my original post in this thread had a typo that ruins the joke. Here it is again, fixed:

 

 

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call an Irishman who just sit around in the yard all day?
 

Paddy O'Furniture

 

Also, see reddit.com/r/dadjokes for a variety of terrible, stupid, groan-inducing jokes.

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What do you call an Irishman who just sit around in the yard all day?

 

Well, that was less racist than the answer I assumed.

 

An Irishman.

 

Get it?

Because they're lazy.

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A dark thread rises from the ashes once more...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lion walks out of a casino and shouts, "I got cheetah'd out of my money!"

 

HONK HONK.

 

 

You're welcome.

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YOU ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE. UNLESS THAT'S THE JOKE. WHICH IN THAT CASE, GOOD BAD JOKE.

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I see this thread as that Molyneux Cube thing. Every horrendous bad joke is an etching to a mad project.

 

 

 

The 1000th poster gets to participate in my comedy standup Kickstarter campaign.

 

 

Oh hey, Chris.

 

This post is also a bad joke. #blowedyourmind

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a stick it's a stick

 

cause sticks are brown

 

and sticky

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A wizard walks into a bar and disappears with a puff

Edit: POOF!

Disappears with a POOF not a puff

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