Stuart Posted March 18, 2014 From the ashes of hell, a thread rises back. And with that thread, a dark Plinkett reveals 101 Wacky Jokes for Kids. These two videos reminded me of a similar joke book that I had when I was kid. There is one joke that stuck with me intensely, and I'll never forget it. What does Spider-Man do on the internet? surf the web Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 19, 2014 Courtesy of a student sharing a new vocabulary word: "Ok, so REDACTED has found and defined 'adjusted' for us..." *interrupting* "Yup! Ah jus' did!" ...and then I facepalmed in front of a room full of 8 year olds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted March 19, 2014 I just realized that my original post in this thread had a typo that ruins the joke. Here it is again, fixed: So a baby seal walks into a club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prettyunsmart Posted March 19, 2014 What do you call an Irishman who just sit around in the yard all day? Paddy O'Furniture Also, see reddit.com/r/dadjokes for a variety of terrible, stupid, groan-inducing jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobbyBesar Posted March 19, 2014 What do you call an Irishman who just sit around in the yard all day? Well, that was less racist than the answer I assumed. An Irishman. Get it? Because they're lazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuart Posted June 3, 2014 A dark thread rises from the ashes once more... A lion walks out of a casino and shouts, "I got cheetah'd out of my money!" HONK HONK. You're welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted June 3, 2014 what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuart Posted June 3, 2014 YOU ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE. UNLESS THAT'S THE JOKE. WHICH IN THAT CASE, GOOD BAD JOKE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuart Posted June 3, 2014 I see this thread as that Molyneux Cube thing. Every horrendous bad joke is an etching to a mad project. The 1000th poster gets to participate in my comedy standup Kickstarter campaign. Oh hey, Chris. This post is also a bad joke. #blowedyourmind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted June 3, 2014 a stick it's a stick cause sticks are brown and sticky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted June 16, 2014 A wizard walks into a bar and disappears with a puff Edit: POOF! Disappears with a POOF not a puff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites