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Oh puhlease. Vegans are not even in the top 10 of most hated creatures.

(in random order)

  1. Muslims
  2. Christians
  3. Jews
  4. Homosexuals
  5. Peodiphiles
  6. Mosquitoes
  7. Spiders
  8. Tax/dept collectors
  9. People in front of you in traffic or in the store
  10. Justin Bieber

 

Fair point and excellent list, spiders would be at number one for me. I guess I'm coming from the perspective of a dude that lives in a highly intolerant area where people are religious about their meat. So in Arizona vegan is tied for first place with Muslims, homosexuals, and people in front of you in traffic or in the store. And Mexicans.

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...in Arizona vegan is tied for first place with Muslims, homosexuals, and people in front of you in traffic or in the store. And Mexicans.

 

Well, if you're a vegan that's essentially the same thing as being homosexual, right?

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Well, if you're a vegan that essentially the same thing as being homosexual, right?

 

Pretty much.

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I wish I was more optimistic. But the world is giving me a hard time being so.

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Well, if you're a vegan that's essentially the same thing as being homosexual, right?

 

This is entrapment.

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I wish I was more optimistic. But the world is giving me a hard time being so.

I hear that. I followed politics and the news religiously for awhile and was always fucking angry. Then I took a step back, realized that I shouldn't be getting so down because I have a steady income, a roof above my head, and nothing is stopping me from doing the shit that I love. So now I just focus on enjoying every second of this short life I have and don't bother wasting energy thinking about the shitty stuff. Life is good now.

Not saying this is at all related to your qualms. I'm just a rambler.

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I just realized I pronounce the word "perfect" in different ways, depending on how I use it.  If something "is perfect", I say it one way.  If it's "to perfect", I say it another way.  I also do the same with "envelope", as in "an envelope" and "to envelope".  English is a weird language.

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I just realized I pronounce the word "perfect" in different ways, depending on how I use it.  If something "is perfect", I say it one way.  If it's "to perfect", I say it another way.  I also do the same with "envelope", as in "an envelope" and "to envelope".  English is a weird language.

I do this too. I'm sure every language has its weird things, though.

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Listened to an episode of a highly-ranked religious podcast on iTunes to see what the religious peoples are all about these days. The episode happened to be about avoiding pornography by taking measures like removing the TV from your hotel room, putting a towel over the computer monitor at night, etc. I had to rewind 5 minutes because I got distracted browsing trap porn comics.

 

Pretty sure I missed the point.

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Listened to an episode of a highly-ranked religious podcast on iTunes to see what the religious peoples are all about these days. The episode happened to be about avoiding pornography by taking measures like removing the TV from your hotel room, putting a towel over the computer monitor at night, etc. I had to rewind 5 minutes because I got distracted browsing trap porn comics.

 

Pretty sure I missed the point.

What? Can't they just like, you know, not put porn on? Or are they implying that porn will invade your life against your will and you have to put up barricades to stop it?

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What? Can't they just like, you know, not put porn on? Or are they implying that porn will invade your life against your will and you have to put up barricades to stop it?

But this way they avoid giving in to temptation! How dare you act upon the natural impulses everyone has from birth?

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Ironically all of the temptation to do bad shit went away when I stepped away from religion. Not that porn is bad per se. Just not my thing.

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I just realized I pronounce the word "perfect" in different ways, depending on how I use it. If something "is perfect", I say it one way. If it's "to perfect", I say it another way. I also do the same with "envelope", as in "an envelope" and "to envelope". English is a weird language.

The real question is why you write these words the same way when they have different meanings, pronunciations and belong in different word classes.

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The real question is why you write these words the same way when they have different meanings, pronunciations and belong in different word classes.

 

Because they have the same etymology? That's usually the reason. They'd be pronounced the same way, except that stresses tend to fall on the second syllable of verbs and the first syllable of nouns/adjectives.

 

Now, the half-dead English stress system is something you're perfectly justified taking to task.

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Listened to an episode of a highly-ranked religious podcast on iTunes to see what the religious peoples are all about these days. The episode happened to be about avoiding pornography by taking measures like removing the TV from your hotel room, putting a towel over the computer monitor at night, etc. I had to rewind 5 minutes because I got distracted browsing trap porn comics.

 

Pretty sure I missed the point.

 

Putting a towel over the computer monitor? Because porn sneaks in at night onto your computer, turns on the monitor and blasts the porn in your face?

I have a better idea to avoid porn, like, don't visit porn websites or switch to a porn channel.

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Doing things like putting a towel over the monitor would probably tempt me even more because it would be a constant reminder of the forbidden pleasure that hides beneath.  It's like the old "don't think about elephants" thing.  Maybe it would even get me into towel porn.  That exists right?

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Everything exists on the Internet! The land of adventure, a brave new world of fun and untold discoveries, the Internet is an untamed wilderness, one which no one man will ever fully experience. The Internet is a grand operatic stage with millions of people playing their part, adding to it in varying levels. If you can't find that towel porn right now, give it a few months and try again. Like a world of magic, the Internet is ever changing and forever expanding.

So go, SecretAsianMan, and FIND that towel porn you so desperately crave! Don't contemplate whether it exists, FIND it. Or, failing that, MAKE it. Be the change you want to see in the world!

I believe in you SecretAsianMan!

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Because they have the same etymology? That's usually the reason. They'd be pronounced the same way, except that stresses tend to fall on the second syllable of verbs and the first syllable of nouns/adjectives.

 

Now, the half-dead English stress system is something you're perfectly justified taking to task.

 

Well, if you pronounce 'to perfect' with stress on the first syllable, you're doing something very different to most people and vice versa for the adj/adv form. They are always pronounced differently, but your writing system doesn't have commonly used notation for it. I like how words are stressed in English, though, it's way more interesting than our system where every word has stress on the first syllable and longer words occasionally have secondary stresses later. Most Finnish people can't even hear or understand word stresses because our system is so simple.

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Everything exists on the Internet! The land of adventure, a brave new world of fun and untold discoveries, the Internet is an untamed wilderness, one which no one man will ever fully experience. The Internet is a grand operatic stage with millions of people playing their part, adding to it in varying levels. If you can't find that towel porn right now, give it a few months and try again. Like a world of magic, the Internet is ever changing and forever expanding.

So go, SecretAsianMan, and FIND that towel porn you so desperately crave! Don't contemplate whether it exists, FIND it. Or, failing that, MAKE it. Be the change you want to see in the world!

I believe in you SecretAsianMan!

 

It's all women coming out of the shower with towels, but then they drop the towel and the camera stays on the women.  None of that sweet towel on towel action.

 

Note: No actual search for towel porn was performed.  Now excuse me while I clear my browser history.

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i'm betting towelie porn exists

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You guys are terrible if you can't find porn of something within seconds of thinking of it.

 

 

 

(I only found one real instance of Towelie porn, but still)

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I'm watching a live webcam of chickens.  :3

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