melmer Posted March 15, 2013 If I ever kidnapped and held someone up for ransom (you never know, shit could get whack) and they refused to pay up, I'd send them this duck toy in the mail. Terrified at first they would turn it on, they'd start to relax listening to the joyous ditty, but then the duck suddenly stops, a flap opens at the rear and a severed finger rolls out, the now very sinister sounding ditty starts up again... Quack quackquackquack quackquackquack quack quack Oh my god, Turn it off TURN IT OFF GIMME BACK MY SON Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George B Posted March 15, 2013 Sorry for stealing 2 hours from you all: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted March 15, 2013 North Korean documentary about life in America. I wish somebody could confirm whether the English translation is a joke or if the original is actually that insane. I'd like to know that, too. Obviously North Koreans are allowed to leave their country to work abroad (but usually provided they have a family back home that can be used as a bargaining chip if they refuse to return), but there's a lot of crazy news in that country. Did you know that Kim Jong-Il scored an unprecedented 11 holes-in-one during one round of golf? That makes him the best golfer who ever lived. Man, Team America: World Police went far too soft on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted March 16, 2013 Sorry for stealing 2 hours from you all: That video might as well be called "The Best of the 90s." That is really amazing, that fucking cybergeneration song was brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted March 16, 2013 I'd like to know that, too. Obviously North Koreans are allowed to leave their country to work abroad (but usually provided they have a family back home that can be used as a bargaining chip if they refuse to return), but there's a lot of crazy news in that country. Did you know that Kim Jong-Il scored an unprecedented 11 holes-in-one during one round of golf? That makes him the best golfer who ever lived. The best thing: when Kim Jong-Il died, fucking ESPN of all publishers was the only place where I saw an outright criticism of him by posting a "tribute to the greatest golfer who ever lived," describing this absurd score (for the only game of golf he ever played, incidentally) and then closed out with a brief "either that or he had his secret service make up an incredibly stupid lie." It was incredible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted March 19, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hf7JNzo6DZY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hermie Posted March 22, 2013 Not funny and not youtube, but a great piece of filmmaking made using a GoPro, featuring some amazing first-person stunts: edit: he-hey, Vimeo integration, didn't even know we had that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenontheceiling Posted March 22, 2013 Sorry for stealing 2 hours from you all: cyberawesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted April 10, 2013 that got me good goddamn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted April 17, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY&feature=player_embedded I love you, Patton Oswalt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastBaron Posted April 18, 2013 wow I just came to post that, I'm so angry right now that I literally just slammed my hand down on my desk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 18, 2013 Boo... that video is not available in my country Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted April 18, 2013 that's too bad it's a great video snickersnicker (a search for patton oswalt star wars filibuster should get you one that is available, maybe) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted April 18, 2013 Try this http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/patton-oswalt-parks-and-recreation-clip/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osmosisch Posted April 18, 2013 Hahahaha, that is amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 18, 2013 I'd watch that movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Posted April 21, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eG9R0q9QJQc I could watch stuff like this all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 21, 2013 Something tells me he has done something like this before. Awesome stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted April 22, 2013 EDIT: Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted April 23, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA&feature=youtu.be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 23, 2013 "kmart will ship your pants" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
