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Nachimir

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Is out on Steam and Desura today.

It was made by a guy called Rich Edwards, who submitted it to the Indie Games Arcade Last year but didn't expect to get in. Not only did he get in, but he won RPS game of show. When I was going through the submissions it was one the really stuck out, and looking at the final line up, I thought it would win :)

It's ace. It's all about the grenades, and when you pick it up you can feel he's tuned them all to fuck.

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Smashing a ********* is the only way I can achieve orgasm.

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Enjoyable, I can see myself getting some time out of it. The catch-phrases/chatter is stupid and I'm not sure why they even made it if it's only got twelve phrases, but otherwise it's a fun game. It made me think of Space Hulk, if Space Hulk was a dual-stick shooter.

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On a slightly more serious note, this game's pretty fun. I've run through about 4 or 5 ships and about as many new recruits (it's always the new guy that seems to eat it).

Sometimes four dudes just aren't enough to handle my *********.

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I like my pizza like I like my women, with ********* and ham all over.

You sick, SICK bastard.

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I like my pizza like I like my women, with ********* and ham all over.

I prefer ********* and *****.

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