brkl Posted May 11, 2010 GOODNESS GRACIOUS. That's something all right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted May 12, 2010 Seriously guys. Vaginas and bottoms right through that link. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted May 12, 2010 That is pretty much the best press release ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted May 12, 2010 Good god, that's quite a concept for a game. Wow. Never mind Sensible's "shocking" Sex, Drugs and Rock N' Roll... that seems mild compared to this. I feel proud to be mildly acquainted with its makers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted May 13, 2010 I'm itching to play it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted May 23, 2010 Sorry to bump this, just wanted to clarify that I'm not involved in this one. It is brilliant, though, and it'll be free on PC so I hope everyone here will play it! Some stuff here: http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/archives/206530.asp http://bit.ly/aOvZ3g A lot of people on the internet get very pissy when you release a tongue-in-cheek press release, btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted May 23, 2010 Oh, I thought Zombie Cow would mean you were involved too. Too bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted May 23, 2010 The Xbox people seem to have an odd idea about what is "strongly sexual". But whatever works for them, I guess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted May 25, 2010 Well, Microsoft haven't even looked at the game yet, it's just journalists jumping to conclusions/wilfully misinterpreting and exaggerating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forbin Posted May 25, 2010 You're publishing on the indie market place and not XBLA right? If so, I don't imagine peer review will but the kibosh on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted May 28, 2010 Um, XBIG, the article says. I don't know that much about it, I'm just looking forward to playing it as a gamer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted May 28, 2010 You're publishing on the indie market place and not XBLA right? If so, I don't imagine peer review will but the kibosh on it. Looks like Microsoft doesn't like sex/nudity, according to a peer review checklist. Appears to be strict rules and not loose guidelines. Not sure how graphic the images are in the game, though. Full Nudity Full or partial nudity exposing genitalia, buttocks, or full female breasts (including depictions on manga and cartoons, but excluding established and well-recognized works of art). Gameplay or end result should not be to reveal objectionable content nor drive a sexual reaction. Strong sexual content Content that depicts clothed or semi-clothed/nude depictions of human sexual activity such as intercourse, foreplay, or masturbation or that otherwise generally falls under the category of pornography. This includes excessive or gratuitous sexual content, such as games that are primarily or exclusively sexual in nature or connotation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted August 7, 2010 It looks like it's out already? Or is this a beta version? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted August 8, 2010 It's out! They're working on a patch, though, so it might be a good idea to wait a couple of days. Will let you know when they've uploaded it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted August 8, 2010 I've played through the first section now. Was wondering when the forum would say something about it. I quite like what I've seen so far, and have laughed noticeably loudly on several occasions. Only problem is that it chugs like hell on my system, and my system is not that low-end at all. I'm guessing this is another one of those "made in XNA, optimized for 360, weirdly high requirements for a PC" situations? Is that what the patch is meant to fix? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted August 9, 2010 There's some optimisation going on, yeah. No idea about the XNA thing, I think someone did mention C# at some point... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ynp7 Posted August 9, 2010 I'm itching to play it. You should really consider seeing a doctor about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabbo Posted August 10, 2010 There's some optimisation going on, yeah. No idea about the XNA thing, I think someone did mention C# at some point... Ah, so it wasn't just my pc. I enjoyed what I was able to play, but it became an unplayable slide show rather quickly and i had to quit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted August 11, 2010 Okay, the patched version is up! See here: http://www.zombie-cow.com/?p=886 for details of the patch and (short-term) offers of free games to anyone who emails Dan with useful crash/bug/performance issues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted September 17, 2010 No Xbox because it's too damned sexy but a super-duper patched version for anyone hasn't tried it/wants to give it another go: http://www.zombie-cow.com/?p=919 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Posted September 17, 2010 I just read. That sucks, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted September 22, 2010 Shit! So this is out and it's FREE. Very nice. Downloading now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted September 23, 2010 It's been out for ages! It's all patched up and optimised now though. (PS I was not involved in this one, apart from providing them with genital reference material.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted September 24, 2010 That was your vagina full of STDs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted September 26, 2010 Don't worry, I sent some little men with condom hats up my va-jay-jay, they sorted it right out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
