Lu Posted February 24, 2012 I hooked up my old, old NES after years of not having hooked it up. I was really curious if some of my old games were as bad as I remember them being. The Adventures of Bayou Billy. Shit then, shit now. Two whole minutes before I gave up and removed the cartridge. when I noticed the text on the label: Uh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted February 24, 2012 What the fuck, Scrobbs. That looks awful! What's the story behind that...? I concur. I guess I'm in that teeny minority who doesn't find human suffering "comical". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armchair General Posted February 24, 2012 It's gonna sting when he puts his socks on in the morning. My guess is a super powerful muscle contraction + rotational force on the femur = Broken femur and hurty-ness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Posted February 24, 2012 I deem this speculation... Plausible. I knew a lady rower once who broke her own ribs, twice, when doin' her thang. Which is rowing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korax Posted February 24, 2012 It's gonna sting when he puts his socks on in the morning. My guess is a super powerful muscle contraction + rotational force on the femur = Broken femur and hurty-ness. I interpreted that as a dislocated hip more than shattered femur, but now looking at it gives me the willies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 24, 2012 I would guess* that he was only in that position for a fraction of a second, before springing back. Painful yes, but not as crippling as it might be if he was left lying like that. *hope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted February 24, 2012 Argh, guys, we need to get this forum updated. Is 1.47 MB of attachments really a reasonable upper limit? I have an awesome picture to post here that I won't because fuck it. Too much bother throwing this into a folder on a server or in the dropbox and keeping it there for the perpetuity of all future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted February 24, 2012 They should have the money for it now Throw 50,000 at it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Posted February 24, 2012 I would guess* that he was only in that position for a fraction of a second, before springing back. Painful yes, but not as crippling as it might be if he was left lying like that.*hope I'd hope so too, but I'm reasonably sure that the femur is bending in a spot where it should not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
subbes Posted February 25, 2012 They really are. The filling is soft and creamy and tastes a little cold on your tongue. Also: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted February 25, 2012 If i wanted to learn about colds I would have gone to medical school Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted February 25, 2012 ...I would have gone to medical school I think I just did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armchair General Posted February 25, 2012 There are ladies who do have two: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicornuate_uterus I've found a cure for the common cold if I can contact this guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thompson Posted February 25, 2012 I've found a cure for the common cold if I can contact this guy. Light some candles, put on some mood music, lubricate those nostrils, and get ready to cure the cold. The world will thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwardinen Posted February 25, 2012 Light some candles, put on some mood music, lubricate those nostrils, and get ready to cure the cold. The world will thank you. The saxophone section from "Never Gonna Dance Again" by George Michael started in my head as I read this. My life is now ruined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
subbes Posted February 27, 2012 Dang! Everything I touch to dinosaurs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted February 28, 2012 Dang! Everything I touch to dinosaurs. This. This right here is why I want to be an English teacher. We've been practise-marking journal entries that look just like this for the last couple of weeks, evaluating where the child is at and how we would help them to develop in whatever way they need to. Every time I come to class I squee at things like this, and the thought that it will soon be my career makes me incredibly happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korax Posted February 28, 2012 I'm sorry, but that initial exclamation looks to much like "Dong!" to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orv Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) I'm sorry, but that initial exclamation looks to much like "Dong!" to me. Nooooooooo! I could be mistaken if it was just me! My general reaction to the internet: Edited February 28, 2012 by Orvidos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 28, 2012 It would have been better if he'd shot the fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites