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Stealing this joke from the Giant Bombcast, upon hearing that Activision is making an "action adventure" Call of Duty...

Activision presents: God of Warfare.

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EA Presents: Indigo Prophecy 451

Damn. That puts everyone else to shame. Well done, sir.

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How about a 60's gangland version: Mod of War

That would only sell in Britain though

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Oh, are we opening it up to other companies now?

Nintendo Presents: The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass of the Opera

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Sorry, off topic:

EA Partners Presents: Shank vs. DeathSpank

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Activision presents : Shakespeare Theater Hero

I could so picture the lines coming towards you

To be or not to *sproing* that is the question

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EA Presents... The Godfather X-2: Tommy Gun Can You Hear Me?

Ugh, lame... how about-

EA Presents... Roald Dahl's The BFG (Friendly giant? Fucking Gun? BOTH?!)

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EA Presents... Roald Dahl's The BFG (Friendly giant? Fucking Gun? BOTH?!)

That should have been:

EA Presents: Roald Dahl's The BFG9000

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Well as long as EA is making an Atlas Shrugged game maybe they could do EA's The Fountainhead, forget what the book is about, and just make a character action game with a character with a fountain for a head. Like that one pistolhead game lol.

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Old thread is old.

Activision Presents: "Bobby Quixote" - Bobby Kotick goes insane and runs Activision as if he were a knight-errant. Includes Quixote's unforgettable attack on indie developers he believes to be industry giants.

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