Mawd Posted March 24, 2015 Good news: Free fridge! Bad news: It comes at the end of April D: Other bad news: Wasps and bees seem to love the new computer room! I'm not someone typically scared of them even though I don't know if I'm allergic. But having one hover by your hands and face can be just a little stressful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ronniesoak Posted March 24, 2015 Eh, whatever, I really shouldn't care since I'm trying to get together a new portfolio and trying to find a new job. Yet I get major anxiety imagining putting in my two weeks. Feel like I would let everyone down. I am in the exact boat, hate my job, it's not what they advertised they do things I object to morally, my boss treats all my opinions as wrong because I'm not as old as him and he bases everything on how much tax he pays and yet I feel bad for looking for other jobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted March 25, 2015 OH MY FUCKING GOD IT WORKS! I'm scarfing down my lunch right now so I'll explain later but it WORKS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted March 25, 2015 SAM just saved the world from nuclear disaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mangela Lansbury Posted March 25, 2015 Alternatively, SAM developed a nuclear doomsday device and is about to hold the world hostage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted March 25, 2015 Yeah, I'd say it's probably about 50/50. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted March 25, 2015 That, or it's lunch related. He found the perfect balance of bacon, lettuce and tomato, creating a sandwich that transcends all that we have ever known of the sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polish Hill Posted March 25, 2015 I live in the same city so if it is a device of mass destruction I won't even have to worry, I'll just be vaporized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N1njaSquirrel Posted March 25, 2015 Jesus SAM has the longest lunches ever. The suspense is killing me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apple Cider Posted March 25, 2015 Seriously, I am dying over here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted March 25, 2015 What SAM didn't tell us is that, as is traditional of the eureka effect, he was eating his lunch naked. And now he's been arrested for public indecency. We'll never see him again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badfinger Posted March 25, 2015 That, or it's lunch related. He found the perfect balance of bacon, lettuce and tomato, creating a sandwich that transcends all that we have ever known of the sandwich. The proper ratio is something like 5:1:2. If he has finally devised the theorem proving that mayonnaise isn't necessary on sandwiches I will vigorously kiss and/or not kiss him depending on his preference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted March 25, 2015 The proper ratio is something like 5:1:2. If he has finally devised the theorem proving that mayonnaise isn't necessary on sandwiches I will vigorously kiss and/or not kiss him depending on his preference. I generally prefer bbq sauce on most of my sandwiches. I did once eat a Reuben that nearly brought tears to my eyes, prepared by a french chef who now runs a bbq joint. The balance in flavors between the kraut, smoked corned beef, cheese and mustard was one of the most beautiful things my mouth has experienced. I just ate a baked potato, and now I'm hungry again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jennegatron Posted March 25, 2015 The proper ratio is something like 5:1:2. If he has finally devised the theorem proving that mayonnaise isn't necessary on sandwiches I will vigorously kiss and/or not kiss him depending on his preference. Mayonnaise isn't required for sandwiches because mayonnaise is gross and overrated & I will accept kisses in the form of viewing your kisses on SAM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted March 25, 2015 mayo is so good tho so i'm p sure ur wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spenny Posted March 25, 2015 I need that creamy flavour. Mayo is goooooooooood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted March 25, 2015 "Hi, I'm Mayonnaise, I'm cholesterol laden and ready to clog an artery when given the chance." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted March 25, 2015 Remember to shout "Can you fly, you sucker?!" when the plan comes off. OH MY FUCKING GOD IT WORKS! :'( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badfinger Posted March 25, 2015 I generally prefer bbq sauce on most of my sandwiches. I did once eat a Reuben that nearly brought tears to my eyes, prepared by a french chef who now runs a bbq joint. The balance in flavors between the kraut, smoked corned beef, cheese and mustard was one of the most beautiful things my mouth has experienced. I just ate a baked potato, and now I'm hungry again. As a certified Jewish person, I'm authorized to tell you that's not a Reuben. Reubens aren't kosher so I don't know why this gives me authority but let's go with it. Reubens have 1000 Island (also nasty), and it sounds like you had Pastrami. I'm not knocking that sandwich, it sounds amazing and superior to a Reuben. Just sayin'. Mayo is bad, like most other creamy, white sauces (sour cream, cream cheese (worst Jew, seriously), cottage cheese, RANCH "The Tastebud Killer"). I will cop to the notion that an exquisite homemade mayo could be a complement to a sandwich, but the shit you slap out of a jar straight on to a ruined sandwich is just the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted March 25, 2015 1000 Island Thousand Island dressing should totally re-brand as 1KI, give it street appeal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappi Posted March 25, 2015 I will test my prototype time machine tomorrow. SecretAsianMan kindly volunteered to be the first test pilot. Excited to see if it works! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spenny Posted March 25, 2015 Ya'll need to learn some sauce love. The sauce ignorance and intolerance in this thread is disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted March 25, 2015 Man, I'm about to disappoint everyone. I've spent the last year or so working almost entirely working on a single project. I can't (and won't because its boring) go into detail but I will say that what I'm doing is extremely important to the plant. Today, we had the vendor come on the site to do some post installation testing. While the system isn't entirely 100% complete yet, it was far enough along to do the test and see if it works. I've been insanely nervous the entire time I've been working on this that I fucked it up and it wouldn't work. I don't have any basis for that other than paranoia and self doubt. The very good news is that the test went great and the thing works better than I expected. The amount of relief I'm feeling right now is unbelievable. To sum up, I didn't completely waste the last year of my life! (also to Ben, the part that I have a plan for isn't finished yet so that victory cry will come later) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jennegatron Posted March 25, 2015 Man, I'm about to disappoint everyone. I've spent the last year or so working almost entirely working on a single project. I can't (and won't because its boring) go into detail but I will say that what I'm doing is extremely important to the plant. Today, we had the vendor come on the site to do some post installation testing. While the system isn't entirely 100% complete yet, it was far enough along to do the test and see if it works. I've been insanely nervous the entire time I've been working on this that I fucked it up and it wouldn't work. I don't have any basis for that other than paranoia and self doubt. The very good news is that the test went great and the thing works better than I expected. The amount of relief I'm feeling right now is unbelievable. To sum up, I didn't completely waste the last year of my life! (also to Ben, the part that I have a plan for isn't finished yet so that victory cry will come later) I'm glad the (I assume) crushing anxiety in part has subsided! Now, the question we really want the answer to: Where do you stand on mayonnaise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted March 25, 2015 I'm glad the (I assume) crushing anxiety in part has subsided! Now, the question we really want the answer to: Where do you stand on mayonnaise? ... I don't like it. I'll eat it, but only in small amounts and in certain applications. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
