elmuerte Posted October 28, 2011 just read that skyrim vs dark souls article... what the force!? how much did they get for that advertorial? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted November 2, 2011 Gamer Grub is branching out: Cashews of Chaos They are nuts, described as having "EXPLOSIVE THRUST". Almost as if the product itself were a big, hairy rapist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thompson Posted November 2, 2011 They are nuts, described as having "EXPLOSIVE THRUST". Almost as if the product itself were a big, hairy rapist. I thought of a jet, but I suppose brutal sexual crime works too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irishjohn Posted November 3, 2011 This one got me laughing, nice start to my day. Caption on an image about halfway down the page. "The battles are visceral, but grow repetitive before too long." http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/121/1211226p1.html VISCERAL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemariano Posted November 3, 2011 Mike, you realize that IGN has the editor-in-chief that wrote the atrocious Gears of War 3 review I linked to earlier in this post and Dark Souls eats Skyrim's Face piece of total garbage? Just read this. An article with the premise of "Dark Souls is innovative while Skyrim is stagnant!" could be good, but the actual article was thoughtless and filled with false premises. Every time I drop into IGN, I emerge mostly unscarred, but you're right, JonCole, that the behavior you describe is unjustifiable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted November 3, 2011 I thought of a jet, but I suppose brutal sexual crime works too. I'm not putting that out there as a cutesey rape reference. It's that all of that shit, from their copywriting to gilette adverts with jet fighters or american football players exists very close a really unhealthy zone where masculinity and power are equated rather than just somewhat related. You can express the missing components with a term as basic as "maturity" or high falutin' as "Apollonian drives", but regardless, it's a lack that's abysmal and pathetic. It's why IGN pull quotes make me both giggle and despair. I used to think it was a problem specific to gamers, but there are so many other parts of adolescent and adult male culture that suffer in the same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sno Posted November 5, 2011 Ew. Seconded, Destructoid is seriously grating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InternalFallacy Posted November 6, 2011 Seconded, Destructoid is seriously grating. Is it just Jim Sterling's fault or the website in general? Because the only articles on there that have instigated internet rage for me are the ones that Jim authored. But then again, he's the only thing that ever gets attention on that website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sno Posted November 6, 2011 Is it just Jim Sterling's fault or the website in general? Because the only articles on there that have instigated internet rage for me are the ones that Jim authored. But then again, he's the only thing that ever gets attention on that website. I've felt frustrated by a lot of the writing i've seen on Destructoid, but it is mostly Jim Sterling. I mean, i get it, he's being an internet troll, and that's exactly the problem. If there's no sincerity to anything, there's nothing valuable being contributed to the broader dialogue on a topic. That he also seems to be a genuinely horrible person outside of his troll persona, it makes it an easy choice to just ignore his writing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irishjohn Posted November 6, 2011 Yeah, I tried a Destructoid podcast over a year ago and Sterling spent most of his little "spontaneous" rant saying c**t as many times as he could. What a child. I think Destructoid tends to be a bit too tabloid in its outlook, which is really saying something, for video games. It's a pity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted November 7, 2011 To be honest, I don't read Destructoid very often. I mentioned it because I am occasionally forwarded to interesting articles or reviews on there and I don't feel any qualms about clicking those links (as opposed to a link to Kotaku, which I would never click on willingly). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thyroid Posted November 13, 2011 Ugh. "He seems really excited to get his hands on these little guys, and I'm wondering if certain ASSets are drawing his focus." "If either of these babies get you nice and hard, you can plunk down 5200 yen (about $67) plus shipping when they arrive in March." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted November 14, 2011 Not sure where to post this, so I'm putting it here: Charlie Brooker: The trouble with video games isn't the violence. It's that most of the characters are dicks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted November 14, 2011 Not sure where to post this, so I'm putting it here:Charlie Brooker: The trouble with video games isn't the violence. It's that most of the characters are dicks You could post such things in the Random Ramblings thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted November 15, 2011 Not a parody. Actual IGN content. Xsd05eGU6YU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kolzig Posted November 15, 2011 Not sure where to post this, so I'm putting it here:Charlie Brooker: The trouble with video games isn't the violence. It's that most of the characters are dicks Haha, yeah my friend just sent me this yesterday also. I laughed at the Tom of Finland reference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwardinen Posted November 15, 2011 Not a parody. Actual IGN content. Xsd05eGU6YU I uh... wow. I've generally defended IGN a little as they're usually just doing whatever brings in the fans... but yeah. I don't know. How did anyone think that was worthwhile content? It's not even funny in a stupid way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sno Posted November 15, 2011 I love the stupid grins, they're so amused at their own dumb joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted November 22, 2011 "Cortana remains weirdly sexy." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Posted November 24, 2011 That blue Spartan has a lot of junk in the trunk, it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted November 28, 2011 "Facebook games have completely nailed entertainment. The only escapism more perfect is suicide." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orv Posted November 28, 2011 "Facebook games have completely nailed entertainment. The only escapism more perfect is suicide." -- IGN.com I have a lot of hate and cynicism available for the rest of humanity outside these boards. A lot of bile and anger are contained within my mighty shell. None of that will even cover this. E: That entire Twitter account seems like an elaborate troll. Well, maybe not elaborate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted December 18, 2011 What Brazil can learn from Barca - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites