Garple

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They have to know by this point. It can't be unintentional. (That second sentence feels wrong somehow.)

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Yeah, clearly Jack is homophobic and transphobic. Oh, he's also openly gay.

Game Journos is such a piece of shit blog that sensationalizes even the most slightly jokey blog posts. I'm usually okay with IGN shitting, but that whole post was clearly a joke and the crucifying that Jack is getting is totally uncalled for.

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That can be my next tweet just predicted the best game concept ever:

"I've bought this game? Peter Molyneux, Hideo Kojima, & Steven Spielberg had a mailbox. -IGN."

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That can be my next tweet just predicted the best game concept ever:

"I've bought this game? Peter Molyneux, Hideo Kojima, & Steven Spielberg had a mailbox. -IGN."

I liked the subtle implication that Molyneux, Kojima and Spielberg created a game that raped you through a hole then shoved you in their mailbox.

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In November, IGN tried to explain Minecraft to its readers:

"You can't shoot people in the face in first person, you can't group units together and shoot people in the face in third person, and you can't race a car around a track, win first place, then get out and shoot the spectators in the face."

-- IGN.com

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lies.... you can do all that... and shoot zombies in the face

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Saw this on Twitter:

"Expect to spend 20 hours beating Infamous 2; twice that much if you want to do everything again."

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Saw this on Twitter:

"Expect to spend 20 hours beating Infamous 2; twice that much if you want to do everything again."

But...but...but...:erm:

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Hey, I beat inFamous twice. Loved it all the way through. If the sequel keeps it up, I guess I'll be spending "twice that."

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Somehow the IGN quote in this trailer is actually reasonable when compared to the Destructoid one.

Please stop ruining literally.

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Also, this game look great.

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I like how they've only got quotes from the worst websites that exist.

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"The world is literally her oyster."

—Meg Stapleton, Sarah Palin's spokesperson

:buyme: My favorite abuse of literally.

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"The world is literally her oyster."

—Meg Stapleton, Sarah Palin's spokesperson

:buyme: My favorite abuse of literally.

Gross. The grossest!

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Man, that is the height of hipster fashions, right there. I never realized how much I needed a pair of CGA Pallet 1, Floyd–Steinberg shorts.

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Holy shit, you're right, those are CGA shorts!

So were the CGA colors a product of fashion or was fashion a product of CGA colors?

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"You should be able to identify major gaps in the gameplay and conceive of creative solutions that will blow gamers’ minds."

"Above all we are looking for somebody with enthusiasm, passion and the desire to create combat experiences that are going blow gamers out of the water."

-- Irrational Games

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So were the CGA colors a product of fashion or was fashion a product of CGA colors?

Interesting question. Could be a coincidence.

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IGN, reviewing Catherine, goes back to the basics:

"In many ways, I was completely blown-away by it."

-- IGN.com

"The drunker you get at the bar, the spryer Vincent will be in his dreams."

-- IGN.com

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