Garple

(IGN.com)

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"the big daddy Kane of video games" -ign.com

"who let the dogs out? this game did, cause it's soooooo bitchin'" -ign.com

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"I can't believe my father killed my mother for this and only gave it a 7!? 7.2/10" - ign-kids.com

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"People play these games to be special -- to be someone that they aren't today" - G. Zeschuk

Way to flatter your fans, Dr. Zeschuk

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"I had a really cool way to describe this game, but I came up with it in between sleeping fits, and now it's all but forgotten." -IGN.com

Something similar may have happened to me.

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"This game is way less stomach churning than Two Girls, One Cup!" - ign.com

"This game is a f****** mad man!" - ign.com

"This game can take the Pepsi Challenge with some other game any day of the week!" - ign.com

"This game is so sweet you will go back to the game store and buy another copy to get your fix!" - ign.com

"This game will give your wife a foot massage!" - ign.com

"This game has a sign that says 'Dead N***** Storage!" - ign.com

(I apologize, I'm watching Pulp Fiction)

"This game is better than a $5 MILK SHAKE!" - ign.com

"This game will have you doing the twist, ALL! NIGHT! LONG!" - ign.com

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(I apologize, I'm watching Pulp Fiction)

"It's like overdosing on heroin because you thought it was cocaine!"

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The game is like punching yourself in the face, but you can't stop- Ign.com

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"Make sure you're alone the first time you play this, because you're going to cum in your pants!" (ign.com)

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