MrHoatzin Posted August 26, 2009 "You're going to be blown!" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted August 26, 2009 "you're going... away" -IGN.com, trying to explain a child's imminent death to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted August 26, 2009 On the box for Shoot 'em up (Not really related but still my favourite pullquote) "WOW, AWESOME" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted August 26, 2009 On the box for Shoot 'em up (Not really related but still my favourite pullquote)"WOW, AWESOME" -IGN.com Is that the movie? I can't find the word "awesome" in either IGN's review or preview of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted August 27, 2009 (edited) Is that the movie? I can't find the word "awesome" in either IGN's review or preview of it. Apologies, I'm an idiot and I wasn't clear enough. It's actually pulled from the Sun newspaper, a trashy tabloid here in the UK. The boxquote is just "WOW, AWESOME" 5 stars. I'll take a picture of the box in a moment. I just thought it would be a great IGNesque quote. I'll go and find a camera, because none of the images I can find online show the terrific boxquote. Edit: After realizing I would rather stab myself that try to use my mobile telephone camera, I had to go next door and borrow one for this. http://twitpic.com/fe6uo -Enjoy sir. Edited August 27, 2009 by Sombre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted August 27, 2009 "So hardcore it'll tear your face off." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted August 27, 2009 "This game utterly convinced me of the need to protect our country against the evil progressionist threat" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted August 27, 2009 "Finally, a game peripheral you can sleep with" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted August 27, 2009 "Finally, a game peripheral you can sleep with" - ign.com "Finally, a game peripheral you can sleep with, only this one won't freak out in the morning and charge you with rape!" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted August 27, 2009 "Finally, a game peripheral you can sleep with, only this one won't freak out in the morning and charge you with rape!" - ign.com "Finally, a game peripheral that won't freak out and rape you in the morning!" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted August 27, 2009 "We're not sure what the mailbox peripheral is for, but the developers told us it will become apparent when we reach the final level" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted August 27, 2009 "Finally, a game peripheral that won't freak out and rape you in the morning!" - ign.com "Finally, a game" -ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted August 27, 2009 "Finally, a game" -ign.com "Game!" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted August 27, 2009 "can you honestly criticize a free-to-play game?" ign.com That seems particularly ironic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted August 27, 2009 "This game pulled out a gun and shot physics in the fucking head" - ign.e4.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted August 27, 2009 "This game burnt my rope" -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted August 27, 2009 "Having mounted the horse bag... and then it singed my cock" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted August 27, 2009 "Having mounted the horse bag... and then it singed my cock" - IGN.com "Having singed the horse bag... and then it mounted my cock" ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted August 27, 2009 "No this is a game cock" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted August 27, 2009 "this is a game?" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted August 27, 2009 "I shot a game cock once, all over Manuel's delicate, silky lips" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted August 28, 2009 "This game gave me sticky lips" -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted August 29, 2009 “40° wash, line-dry only, medium heat iron on reverse.” –IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patters Posted August 30, 2009 'Sprachen sie Deutsch?' - Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites