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are people reading ign just for these quotes? or is there an other reason why people would visit that site?

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"As a fan of G.I. Joe, I expect a Video game version to make me feel like a Real American Hero. This didn't come close. The gameplay is unexciting and the visuals uninspired. There are moments when I found myself enjoying G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, but those moments didn't last long. I wish I could give this a "Yo Joe!" but all I can manage is a "Yay, I'm done with this." - 5.8" - IGN.com

Fuck me, I could have diahorrea'd on the floor and scraped it randomly with my fingers and come up with a more interesting, flowing concluding paragraph.

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(Marvel vs Capcom 2)

"It will take you for a riiiiiiide"-IGN.com

oh fuck, every single fucking review I have read has made a bad pun on that.

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"I can't solve the puzzles and there's no hint system. 7/10" -- IGN.com

Loosely based on this.

"It's like there's a party in your mouth, and that party got vomited all over the screen." -- IGN.com

"Upon hearing the voice acting, I had a nerdgasm. Then a real orgasm. Then another nerdgasm." --IGN.com

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A friend and I finally finished Herc's Adventures this weekend (it was something we played quite a lot in our youths but only ever got about half-way through). Curious about how it was received at the time, we looked up some reviews. For comparison, I also checked out a review of Disney's Hercules Action Game, which came out at roughly the same time. I found it fairly amusing:

"Hercules is a game not to be missed. 7.6/10" - GameSpot.com

I like that 7.6 isn't being treated as a bad score, but this might be taking things a little too far.

"It's like there's a party in your mouth, and that party got vomited all over the screen." -- IGN.com

"It's like there's a party in my mouth but I'm not invited" - IGN.com

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"It's like there's a party in my mouth mand it'f maffing mit miffikult mo meak..." -IGN.com

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"It's like there's a party in my mouth, where everyone is pissing up the walls and burning furniture 8.3/10" - IGN.com

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"It's like there's a National Socialist Party in my pants." - IGN.com

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"If I were having a mid-life crisis, I'd buy this game instead of a Ferrari and leather trousers" - IGN.com

"The graphics in this game make Braque look like shit" - IGN.com

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"They made be an offer I couldn't refuse. 11/10" - ign.com

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"No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man... until NOW! (You can customize your eye color)." -- IGN.com

"The last game inspired me to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior. This sequel inspired me to renounce him." -- IGN.com

"Activision owes me a new pair of pants." -- IGN.com

"you dont rock your a sad loser whos never gonna loose his virginity" -- The New York Times

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"This game made something in my pants, it wasn't a party 8.3/10" - IGN.com

"This game totally the whole thing" - IGN.com

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