Garple

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"This game will make you leak on the Internet" -IGN.com

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"Remember that funny feeling you had when you played doctor with your cousin? This game does" -ign.com

"This Christmas, tell your parents, "Buy me Dante's Inferno, or GO TO HELL" " -ign.com

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"It will please you, with a depth that might surprise you." -IGN.com

XD Couldn't resist that one.

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Another real one, I love this.

"Fantastic characters inhabit an awesome story of power, sacrifice, (cat girls,) and disaster" - IGN.com

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"I wet the pants of everybody in the office after playing this game." - ign.com

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"I wet the pants of everybody in the office after playing this game." - ign.com

For a while I've found the concept of wetting other people's pants funny.

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"This is the game Terry Gilliam would have made if he had the visual flair of Michael Bay." -Ign.com

"This is like Black & White 2 meets Dig Dug" -Ign.com

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"This game will be to this century what sex was to the 20th." - IGN.com

"It's like a handjob, but it's online. This game is, in fact, an online handjob." - IGN.com

"This is the game your girlfriend will leave you for." - IGN.com

"This RPG perfects the 'maze' in 'amazing'." - IGN.com (totally stolen from "Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral")

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Complete darkness. Suddenly, a razor shard of pure white cleaves it from top to bottom. With a deep rumble, the shaft of light gradually widens. Eventually, a silhouette steps into the stone doorway, dwarfed by its gigantic proportions.

You peer into the gloom. This is it. Finally, your journey is at an end. You have climbed mountains. You have crossed canyons. You have sailed seas and trekked deserts. You have braved burning heat and biting cold. You have consulted sages and bartered with gods. You have navigated vast mazes and bested deadly traps. You have fought and slain innumerable guardians, man and beast. You have ended legends and felled giants. You have been dragged naked to the gates of Hell and fought your way back with your fists alone. You have given up all that you had, and all that you were ever to be. You have forsaken your family and relinquished your soul. You have nothing and are nothing. Your quest has consumed you.

And here it is.

The room is large and bare. In its centre, an ornate pedestal, made of the most precious of metals and encrusted with the rarest of gems. Atop it, your bounty. The perfect game.

8.3/10

IGN.com

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that doesn't fit on a box, specially not the keep-cases they use these days.

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that doesn't fit on a box, specially not the keep-cases they use these days.

I condensed version could be

"And here it is" -- IGN.com

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"This game delivers on all the promises made by the spam emails." -IGN.com

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"I wet the pants of everybody in the office after playing this game." - ign.com

"This game will make you wet other people's pants" - IGN.com

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"Out of the way DAD, this isn't the Sonic you remember"-IGN.com

"This game will make you an instant hit with the ladies"-IGN.com

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