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"Boobs : 2/2

Hilarity : 2/2

Violence : 2/2

Probablity of a sequel : 2/2

Pulled out of my ass : 1/2"

TOTAL 9/10

This game is stupendous !"

-IGN.com

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"Literally the best game I've ever played. 8.3/10" - IGN.com

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"Literally the worst game I've ever played. 8.3/10" - IGN.com
"Literally the best game I've ever played. 8.3/10" - IGN.com

Ahahahahah together you have won the thread.

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"I can't stop farting. 10/10" -IGN.com

"You will want to suffer some kind of work-related injury so that you can stay home all day and play this game. It's THAT good!" -IGN.com

"Food will taste better and colors will be more vibrant after having experienced this game. Puppy Hotel is absolute masterpiece!!! 1,000/10" -IGN.com

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"On the 8th day, God created this game." - IGN.com

"The god particle is really this game, just smaller" - IGN.com

Did I do well? :getmecoat

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“If you need packaging to make your purchasing decisions for you, you’re too stupid to enjoy this amazing game.” –IGN.com

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"Enlarge your gaming power with this game, you will never not satisfy a console system anymore" -IGN.com

"One game, two games, three games […] this game" -IGN.com

"This game is E3 : exciting, erectile and easy-going" -IGN.com

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"This game simply asks for a game based on the movie based on this game" - ign.com

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"This game is so blow-your-cock-off awesome they should have it in every school across the country" - IGN.com

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"Literally a game I've never played. 8.3/10" - IGN.com

Brilliant.

"I found this to be perhaps just a tad too much fun. 7.5/10" -- IGN.com

They're using the quote but not the score in a load of marketing, too.

The be fair, the former is from a preview, and it's taken out of context (he's referring to his in-game sadism rather than the game as a whole). I remember PC Zone had a bit of fuss when a Daikatana ad bearing a glowing quote from a preview (tactically dropping words along the lines of "if it all comes together, this game could turn out to be...") opposite or over the page from a scathing review.

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This game will fuck you over, shread you and sell you as candy floss.- ign.com

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"I tried to go through the looking glass with this game and broke it..." -IGN.com

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