Erkki Posted May 14, 2009 "Most hookers for your killing pleasure in a game, ever!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted May 15, 2009 "Think of the children." -IGN.vom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted May 15, 2009 "Your mom and I talked, if you don't play this game, we'll have no choice but to send you to boarding school" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted May 18, 2009 "3D rendering used with 3D glasses technically makes this game 6D" - IGN.com "Squids are technically not animals." - IGN.com I don't know how I missed this, but just catching up on podcasts and :tup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted May 22, 2009 "Go to location, kill people to get to target, chase target, kill target -- it never feels repetitive." - IGN.com Actual quote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted May 23, 2009 "Get through quick time event, get to location, get through quick time event, find target, get through quick time event, rape target, get through quick time event... It never feels repetitive" --IGN.com on Heavy rain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UwU Posted May 25, 2009 "This game would make an ascetic renounce his vows" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted May 25, 2009 "Cheat code: ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑. There is no going back now." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted May 25, 2009 "This game makes accounting look fun." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted May 25, 2009 "You can do things in that game you couldn't do in real life" IGN.com "Video games are good, but this one is better !" IGN.com "Rape never takes a break, nor should you !" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergey Posted May 25, 2009 "You might think you've seen a video game before, but you'll realize you haven't after you play this game." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted May 25, 2009 "This game is so realistic, I'm now wanted for murder in five states." -- IGN.com "Start burning your books now. You'll never want to read them again." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted May 25, 2009 "In that game you can kill nazies, just like in real life !" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UwU Posted May 25, 2009 "This game features tight controls, slick visuals, and solid audio" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted May 25, 2009 "a fart is no solid evidence that this game is good because it's gas" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted May 25, 2009 "If this game was a war hero, it would make the Red Baron look like a complete wuss." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted May 26, 2009 "This game is the path to enlightenment. The complete path." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted May 26, 2009 "I'm quitting my job to play this game. Guys [iGN], see you, I'm going home." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UwU Posted May 27, 2009 "This game is so strongly emotional that every time I feel this emotion I play this game." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted May 27, 2009 "Is that my hand I smell burning?" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted May 28, 2009 “Touch me, I'm a box quote.” –IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted May 28, 2009 "I was reading on IGN.com that this game is awesome." -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted May 28, 2009 "If you try to micromanage this RTS, it micromanages you right back" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted May 28, 2009 “@igndotcom is a big fat faker.” –TheRealIGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
