infovore Posted March 20, 2009 "This game will [EXCLUSIVE IGN INSIDER CONTENT! REGISTER NOW!]" - IGN Insider Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted March 21, 2009 "There is no good reason why an adult should NOT have this game" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuckpebble Posted March 25, 2009 My favorite thus far: ...and while I'm at it: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frizby Posted March 26, 2009 Can the FNG play? "This game just paid my rent!" -IGN.com" "This game will knock the dust off your Wii!" -IGN.com "This game will rock your ass and give you a DIRTY SANCHEZ!" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 31, 2009 "So extreme, they had to remove the vowels" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted March 31, 2009 h m gd tht s rll wsm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuckpebble Posted April 2, 2009 h m gd tht s rll wsm h m gd tht s rll wsm - GN.cm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted April 6, 2009 "it transports you to a world where you fire bullets into an endless stream of faces." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted April 7, 2009 "Dude. Dude... Dude!" - IGN.com Also Infovore, overheard at X48: "The only button in this game is the AWESOME button" - IGN.com Heh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted April 9, 2009 "It'll bum you in the bum" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted April 9, 2009 "This game will knee you in the armpit!" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 9, 2009 "This game will scare the shit out of the zombies in your basement" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted April 9, 2009 "Don't turn around. This game is right behind you..." - IGN.com Haven't done one of these in a while, but I was enjoying the new horror motif. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) "So terrifying you will shit out your skull which will then vomit up your distended anus, but because of how scary the game was, not the disgusting journey it just took" - IGN.com Edited April 9, 2009 by JamesM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted April 9, 2009 "You know that thing you thought you heard hiding under your bed? It was this game... and it's not hiding any more." -IGN.com Clearly out of ideas. I should probably back away quietly from this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted April 9, 2009 "This game is so good, that you are already dead, you just don't realise it yet" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted April 9, 2009 "Bummed in the gob" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted April 11, 2009 Oooh, conflating Consolvania and IGN, bad move! I'm not sure if it was Spaff or Infovore, but this just turned up in the twitter feed we set up during X48: "This game will huff, and it will puff and then blow you away" - IGN.com Incidentally, the twitter feed now has 170 followers, and shows up in Twitter search ahead of the official igncom account Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
modeps Posted April 14, 2009 Inspired clearly from Saturday Night Live, IGN has decided to throw quotes from popular internet songs into their reviews. "Chop my balls off, like a boss!" - IGN.com "It's like a big blue watery road." - IGN.com "Snack Attack Motha' Fucka" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Devil Tesla Posted April 16, 2009 I think that PC Gamer has been reading this thread. "Prepare to be shot and punched in the face by this role-playing shooter." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted April 16, 2009 I think that PC Gamer has been reading this thread."Prepare to be shot and punched in the face by this role-playing shooter." As a sidenote, the art on that cover is really ugly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted April 17, 2009 "...and then it was fucking EVERYWHERE." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted April 17, 2009 "It'll bone you in the bone" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
