Garple

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Oh, god, I can just see that.

"With this game, EA has conclusively proved that it truly is in the game." -- IGN.com

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"Best box-art ever!" - IGN.com

"This game is shipped with a box!" - IGN.com

"So good, you'll look up 'good' in your thesaurus" -IGN.com

"I'm an alcoholic who also writes game reviews" - IGN.com

"This game will make all your tentacle-rape fantasies come true!" - IGN.com

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I found IGN on twitter last night. I was hoping for some ace quotes, but it's been disappointingly bland so far. The best I've seen is:

"Exclusive new Metal Gear Solid Touch screens. Awezom. ~Levi" - @IGNcom

"Geddes' Resident Evil 5 review is live, unlike the people of Kijuju, who are all dead" - @IGNcom

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Was just reading 4 Color Rebellion and came across this:

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Note the quote on the back. We're not the only ones...

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"After playing this, not only do I ejaculate like a king, but I can last longer and satisfy my wife without any extra toys and enhancements" - IGN.com

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"Bigger thhing, more satisfaction" - ign.com

"Make Her Go Wild in Bed" - ign.com

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"Health and Safety prevents me from telling you how good this game is" - IGN.com

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"This game will rip out your rectum and leave it hanging like a little weiner" - IGN.com

"This game will blow you like your sister blew me." - IGN.com

"This game puts the 'game' in 'awesome motherfucking game'" - IGN.com

"This game won't just make you shit the bed, it'll make you shit through your bed into the bed of whoever lives below you." - IGN.com

"Away. Blown. Do the math." - IGN.com

"Every Gamestop employee will be performing clean-up in aisle three when you see this game" - IGN.com

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