Wrestlevania Posted February 26, 2009 "Rapes you through an even smaller hole than the first game!" (IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 26, 2009 "Puts the X back into game" - (ign.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 26, 2009 "Puts the X back into game" - (ign.com) This is fucking hilarious, good show dude! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyWrench Posted February 26, 2009 "This f-f-f-fucking game is so good it will give you tourettes! BIG DOGS COCK! FUCK!" IG-fucking-N.COM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted February 26, 2009 "This game will rape you through the kidneys" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted February 26, 2009 "This game will impregnate you." - IGN.com "This game will bore a hole through your skull and rape you through it!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted February 26, 2009 "This game will take your breath away so hard you'll die." -- IGN.COM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SignorSuperdouche Posted February 26, 2009 This game will make you excrete at least five bodily fluids simultaneously - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 26, 2009 "There's an awful lot of rape in this thread" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted February 26, 2009 "This game cured my rape fixation!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted February 26, 2009 "This game is even more extreme than an IGN.com pullquote." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted February 27, 2009 "Nostradamus didn't see this one coming" - IGN.com That one was awesome! If anyone has a dime to spare I guess now would be a good time to register IGNdot.com or igndotcom.smthg «That game will vermifuge you through every hole» IGN.com «that game will blow away» IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyWrench Posted February 27, 2009 "There's an awful lot of rape in this thread" - IGN.com "This game made me rape my joypad" - IGN.com "This game is so powerful it will stop puberty" - IGN.com "The graphics are so good, nothing else matters" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 27, 2009 "Like a raging fist to the womb of a heavily pregnant lady!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted February 27, 2009 "This game will make you feel like sexual assault is trivial" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 27, 2009 "FUCK YEAH!" - IGN.com "This game is so powerful it will stop puberty" - IGN.com ++ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted February 27, 2009 "This game will make you feel like sexual assault is trivial" - IGN.com Damn! Beaten to it. I was thinking along these lines last night, but thought I'd wait until this morning to post. "This game makes gang rape seem like a child's tea party" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted February 27, 2009 If anyone has a dime to spare I guess now would be a good time to register IGNdot.com or igndotcom.smthg www.Itllblowyouaway-igndotcom.com - I was stuck as to what to do with that domain. Maybe it should just be a compilation of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 27, 2009 Smear all the quotes in great big fonts over some game cover or covers, or something that looks like it. OH, or over the Idle Thumbs website, and the visitor could click to get behind all the crap. Anyway, it's very important that you make it all pop. All of it. It must all simultaneously pop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 27, 2009 We could have a separate website for all the rape quotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted February 27, 2009 Should definitely use the marquee and blink tags too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twilo Posted February 27, 2009 "This game killed my father!" - IGN.com Oyajiiiiii!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 27, 2009 www.Itllblowyouaway-igndotcom.com - I was stuck as to what to do with that domain. Maybe it should just be a compilation of this thread. make a mashup site (like icanhascheeseburger) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted February 27, 2009 I'm away this weekend, but will do something next week. I'm sure my meagre web site creation talents would lead to something suitably nasty and generally with an air of circa '97. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 27, 2009 "This game will cause your doctor to instruct you to take it easy" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites