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"Puts the X back into game" - (ign.com)

This is fucking hilarious, good show dude!

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"This game will impregnate you." - IGN.com

"This game will bore a hole through your skull and rape you through it!" - IGN.com

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"Nostradamus didn't see this one coming" - IGN.com

That one was awesome!

If anyone has a dime to spare I guess now would be a good time to register IGNdot.com or igndotcom.smthg

«That game will vermifuge you through every hole» IGN.com

«that game will blow away» IGN.com

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"There's an awful lot of rape in this thread" - IGN.com

"This game made me rape my joypad" - IGN.com

"This game is so powerful it will stop puberty" - IGN.com

"The graphics are so good, nothing else matters" - IGN.com

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"Like a raging fist to the womb of a heavily pregnant lady!" - IGN.com

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"FUCK YEAH!" - IGN.com

"This game is so powerful it will stop puberty" - IGN.com

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"This game will make you feel like sexual assault is trivial" - IGN.com

Damn! Beaten to it. I was thinking along these lines last night, but thought I'd wait until this morning to post.

"This game makes gang rape seem like a child's tea party" - IGN.com

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Smear all the quotes in great big fonts over some game cover or covers, or something that looks like it. OH, or over the Idle Thumbs website, and the visitor could click to get behind all the crap. Anyway, it's very important that you make it all pop. All of it. It must all simultaneously pop.

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We could have a separate website for all the rape quotes.

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I'm away this weekend, but will do something next week. I'm sure my meagre web site creation talents would lead to something suitably nasty and generally with an air of circa '97.

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"This game will cause your doctor to instruct you to take it easy" - IGN.com

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