Garple

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Ok, this one is completely real. I found it on back of the EBgames/GameStop Ad booklet thing.

Resistance Retribution. Pre-order your copy today.

"...damn is it awesome." -IGN.com

I would've scanned the image, but my scanner is on the fritz.:getmecoat But I found the preview article from which it was taken. It's in the subtitle.

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They should use a load of these and follow them up with a cliche like

"This game will knock your socks off!" IGN.com

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"This game will bang in your face y'all!" - IGN.com

"It's like the best reach-around you've ever have" - IGN.com

"This is balls deep!" - IGN.com

I think I once got a box quote for Operation Flashpoint (or it might have been just on the print ad), funny thing is the quote was completely made up...I went to the press event but didn't even look at the game, instead opted for getting hammered at the free bar.

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"This game is so fucking awesome I literally shat up the walls in a cacophonous tirade of liquid cack!" - IGN.com

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"The levels of awesome in this game have shaken my belief in the conservation of energy." - IGN.com

I don't know.

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"It was so good it made me want to shag dad's balls all over again!" - IGN.com

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Get ready… for gaming’s first fully realized digital scrotum.”

10/10 (IGN.com)

Edited by Wrestlevania
Weird text character funk.

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Reminds me of Consolevania's
.

Just before I clicked on that a few minutes ago, I'd completely forgotten that my computer was connected to my amp and the volume was right up :tup:

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The very definition of "awesome". :clap:

I once used something like that on Mojo :shifty: "Redefining awesome" or something.

:getmecoat

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"Like being kneed in the balls by a robot" - IGN.com

"This game is like the elite, rich, douchebag version of Gears of War" - IGN.com

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"This game will kill you stone dead, and your mother will cry over your corpse. Of Awesomeness" - IGN.com

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