Nachimir Posted February 6, 2009 "You'll be like WAAAAAAAAAAAGRH!" - IGN.com "You'll be like WAAAAAAAAAAAGRH except you'll be speechless at the same time" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 6, 2009 "This game is the best thing to happen since ign.com" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 6, 2009 "If you like the things this game is you'll love this game." - IGN.com "It'll fist you through your eye socket." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted February 6, 2009 "You know that noise your girlfriend makes when you touch that special spot? This game pleases you in a more personal way. The sound is better too." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 6, 2009 "On harder difficulty settings, this game can be tough." - IGN.com "I got owned harder by the final boss than EGM did by Hearst!" -IGN.com "This game is like chewing glass coated in mercury, but in a good way!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toblix Posted February 6, 2009 Holy fucking shit. I just went to IGN.com to find some lame quotes, and I noticed it's now IGN.com beta. Did they really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted February 6, 2009 "A-HAAAAAAAAAA!" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 6, 2009 Holy fucking shit. I just went to IGN.com to find some lame quotes, and I noticed it's now IGN.com beta. Did they really? I think they revised the interface a few weeks back. What better opportunity to jump on the betawagon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 6, 2009 "This game wants you to jump on the betawagon" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted February 6, 2009 "This game just punched your mom." -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eclipt1c Posted February 7, 2009 "Tolstoy couldn't write a novel longer than this game is awesome!" IGN.com "It's technically a video game!" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted February 7, 2009 "This software is a game!" - IGN.com"Now with interactivity!" - IGN.com "This game could crap in your pocket and you would beg for more!" - IGN.com Good Shit. Also: Miffy's "This game is actually happening!" - IGN.com is also top of the pops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted February 7, 2009 "If you like objectives, this is a must play!" (IGN.com) "This game will force you to have fun." (IGN.com) "This game and beautiful women are the exact same thing." (IGN.com) "Move over, God. this game makes you look like a joke." (IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted February 7, 2009 I'm double posting because I thought of more but I don't want to overload my previous post. "This game makes sex seem like a waste of time!" (IGN.com) "This game makes Super Mario Bros. look like a piece of FUCK!" (IGN.com) "This game makes Half-Life 2 look like a Wii game!" (IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted February 7, 2009 "Move over, God. this game makes you look like a joke." (IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 7, 2009 "Nostradamus didn't see this one coming" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergey Posted February 7, 2009 "The restart option is greatly appreciated." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted February 7, 2009 "This game watches you sleep!" - IGN.com "This game ran over my dog, and didn't even leave a note!" - IGN.com "This game popped out of my console and literally shat on every other game I owned, without having to pause!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thyroid Posted February 7, 2009 "So good it makes good look bad!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 7, 2009 "This game will knock you over" - IGN.com "It will lift you up" - IGN.com "It will shift you sideways" - IGN.com "It will pull you forward" - IGN.com "It will turn you around" - IGN.com "It will fetch you from a distance" - IGN.com "It will move you in a kind of diagonal direction that you don't really understand" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 7, 2009 "This game will never gonna let you down" - ign.com "This game will never gonna run around and desert you" - ign.com "This game will never gonna make you cry" - ign.com "This game will never gonna say goodbye" - ign.com "This game will never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 7, 2009 "This game would buy you; returning the favour is the least you could do." - IGN.com "This game and beautiful women are the exact same thing." (IGN.com) I like it. I'm double posting Triple posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted February 7, 2009 "This game is better than having sex while playing a game." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted February 7, 2009 "This game will play games with you" - IGN.com "This game will play with your miiiiiiiiiind" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SignorSuperdouche Posted February 7, 2009 6 out of 7 (on the Bristol Scale) - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites