Garple

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"You'll be like WAAAAAAAAAAAGRH!" - IGN.com

"You'll be like WAAAAAAAAAAAGRH except you'll be speechless at the same time" - IGN.com

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"This game is the best thing to happen since ign.com" - ign.com

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"If you like the things this game is you'll love this game." - IGN.com

"It'll fist you through your eye socket." - IGN.com

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"You know that noise your girlfriend makes when you touch that special spot? This game pleases you in a more personal way. The sound is better too." - ign.com

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"On harder difficulty settings, this game can be tough." - IGN.com

"I got owned harder by the final boss than EGM did by Hearst!" -IGN.com

"This game is like chewing glass coated in mercury, but in a good way!" - IGN.com

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Holy fucking shit. I just went to IGN.com to find some lame quotes, and I noticed it's now IGN.com beta. Did they really?

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Holy fucking shit. I just went to IGN.com to find some lame quotes, and I noticed it's now IGN.com beta. Did they really?

I think they revised the interface a few weeks back. What better opportunity to jump on the betawagon?

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"Tolstoy couldn't write a novel longer than this game is awesome!" IGN.com

"It's technically a video game!" IGN.com

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"This software is a game!" - IGN.com

"Now with interactivity!" - IGN.com

"This game could crap in your pocket and you would beg for more!" - IGN.com

Good Shit.

Also: Miffy's "This game is actually happening!" - IGN.com

is also top of the pops.

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"If you like objectives, this is a must play!" (IGN.com)

"This game will force you to have fun." (IGN.com)

"This game and beautiful women are the exact same thing." (IGN.com)

"Move over, God. this game makes you look like a joke." (IGN.com)

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I'm double posting because I thought of more but I don't want to overload my previous post.

"This game makes sex seem like a waste of time!" (IGN.com)

"This game makes Super Mario Bros. look like a piece of FUCK!" (IGN.com)

"This game makes Half-Life 2 look like a Wii game!" (IGN.com)

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"Move over, God. this game makes you look like a joke." (IGN.com)

:tup:

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"This game watches you sleep!" - IGN.com

"This game ran over my dog, and didn't even leave a note!" - IGN.com

"This game popped out of my console and literally shat on every other game I owned, without having to pause!" - IGN.com

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"This game will knock you over" - IGN.com

"It will lift you up" - IGN.com

"It will shift you sideways" - IGN.com

"It will pull you forward" - IGN.com

"It will turn you around" - IGN.com

"It will fetch you from a distance" - IGN.com

"It will move you in a kind of diagonal direction that you don't really understand" - IGN.com

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"This game will never gonna let you down" - ign.com

"This game will never gonna run around and desert you" - ign.com

"This game will never gonna make you cry" - ign.com

"This game will never gonna say goodbye" - ign.com

"This game will never gonna tell a lie and hurt you" - ign.com

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"This game would buy you; returning the favour is the least you could do." - IGN.com

"This game and beautiful women are the exact same thing." (IGN.com)

I like it.

I'm double posting

Triple posting.

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