Garple

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I propose we start creating pullquotes of our own, for comedic purposes.

For instance: This game will tickle your fun-bone (IGN.com).

This game is pwnage and a half! (IGN.com)

This game has level design! (IGN.com)

If you liked other games on the Xbox 360...this game is like some of them! (IGN.com)

Shooting things a lot, totally! (IGN.com)

This game will melt its own retail box (IGN.com)

This game the opposite of sucks! (IGN.com)

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"This game will curb stomp your mother!" - IGN.com

"This game is so hardcore that its pips are diamonds!" - IGN.com

"This game will rape you in half and stuff you through a mailbox!" - IGN.com

"Ever wondered what it would be like to stick a gun-mounted chainsaw up an alien's anus? This game is so that!" - IGN.com

"This game has exploding faces! 10.0/10!" - IGN.com

Amidoingitrite?

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Amidoingitrite?

Absolutely, you are. I nearly rofled upon reading the curb stomp your mother one.

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I approve of this thread!

In particular:

This game has level design! (IGN.com)

and

"This game will rape you in half and stuff you through a mailbox!" - IGN.com

are winnars.

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Every time I read these I imagine them in Remo's "quoting" voice, it's just not the same otherwise.

"This game will stuff your sister through a meat grinder and force feed her to wolverines!" - IGN.com

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"This game [citation needed]!" - IGN.com

"This game killed my father!" - IGN.com

"This game is actually happening!" - IGN.com

"This game will systematically hunt down everything you have ever loved, and then come for you!" - IGN.com

"This box will give you a papercut!" -IGN.com

"So hardcore, even looking at the logo gave my grandmother a stroke!" - IGN.com

How am I doing?

n0wak, I can't believe I forgot about the Ikaruga box. Have it myself, and I love that quote. Especially that not just "Frothing demand" is in a larger typeface, but for some reason "increases" is as well.

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"This game [citation needed]!" - IGN.com

"This game will systematically hunt down everything you have ever loved, and then come for you!" - IGN.com

lol'd hard at both of these. Jolly good show, Sir.

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"Squids are technically not animals." - IGN.com

"It's PSP-licking good!" - IGN.com

"Would we publish an exclusive review if it didn't blow us away?" - IGN.com

"It blew us away to an equal or greater degree than every other game that blew us away within the last few generations." - IGN.com

"It will blow you away [provided that the many bugs in this early preview code that I don't feel like reporting are somehow fixed before it goes gold]" - IGN.com

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DS just got DP'd with awesome -IGN.com

If you thought Bubsy was good wait till you see this! -IGN.com

This RPG is Really Pretty Good-IGN.com

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The most realistic graphics since Phantasmagoria! - IGN.com

Do you like games? This is one of them! - IGN.com

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"Forces more polygons out of the box than is physically possible" - IGN.com

"This game will absolutely revolutionise all gaming everywhere and LITERALLY wipe out all other forms of entertainment" - IGN.com

"X-treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!"* - IGN.com

*I nominate this one for an Idle Thumbs URL, for all you URL-buyers out there.

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"This software is a game!" - IGN.com

"Now with interactivity!" - IGN.com

"This game could crap in your pocket and you would beg for more!" - IGN.com

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"It'll blow you through a hole." - IGN.com

"It'll rape you away." - IGN.com

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"I wrote this for ign.com" - Chris Remo

"Chris Remo's idle thumbs will be blown into Jake Rodkin's hot scoops." - The Wizard @ notign.com

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"This will blow you back to where you were previously blown away from" - IGN.com

"I give it 9.95 out of 10" - Chris Remo

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"This game is like drop-kicking a midget in the back of the head!" - IGN.com

"This game reminds me of something really awesome!" - IGN.com

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