Spaff Posted December 11, 2008 What the hell? Come on, seriosuly? Sexy Sherlock? She doesn't even have a pipe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 11, 2008 Now see like we discussed earlier, the Ghostbuster outfit works for me (disregarding the actual models). But the "Shexy Holmes" one just causes massive clashing of my mental gears. It's like trying to make a sexy outfit starting with the traditional yorkshireman outfit of cloth cap, tartan slippers, string vest and cricket pullover. Also please note kind readers, that we couldn't come up with any good sexist comments for the Holmes outfit. After the predictable "I'd let her smoke my pipe" we foundered with "I'd let her solve my mystery" and then fizzled out with "I'd let her chase my Moriarty". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted December 11, 2008 Obviously you are simply intimidated by smart women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted December 11, 2008 Honest-to-goodness dating ad I saw on Facebook this fall. I'm hoping she was a sexy pirate whose body just got cropped out for space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted December 11, 2008 I'd let her reveal plot details to my Watson. I'd introduce her to my Arthur, Conan, and Doyle. I'd let her abuse my socially-acceptable cocaine. I'd give her an Adventure of the Speckled Band. (um... ew?) I'd hound her baskervilles. ...yeah, that's the best I've got. Most of them feeble, one of them actually pretty gross. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 11, 2008 Honest-to-goodness dating ad I saw on Facebook this fall. I'm hoping she was a sexy pirate whose body just got cropped out for space. I'll bet that speed dating 2.0 is how she lost her eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted December 11, 2008 I'd let her examine me. She can reveal my secrets. She can play my instrument. etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 11, 2008 For the second outfit - I'd slime that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted December 11, 2008 Obviously you are simply intimidated by smart women. Lol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted December 12, 2008 Following Miffy's lead, but this time going with Ghostbusters girl: She could cross my stream. I'd put my ghoulies in her trap. Erm, that's your lot I think. Edit: Oh, oh, one more! I'd be her keymaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted December 12, 2008 She could lick my goo I'd enter her hell's gate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 12, 2008 Honest-to-goodness dating ad I saw on Facebook this fall. I'm hoping she was a sexy pirate whose body just got cropped out for space. This is incredible!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted December 13, 2008 God I hate that first picture so much. I've seen it before. Where does it even come from? I wish it would go away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted December 13, 2008 'sexy' sherlock? i dunn, I googled sherlock to prove a point about him never being seen without his pipe, and so therefore quite capable of traversing a smoky room without the need for a cloth, and that was one of the first images. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted December 13, 2008 God I hate that first picture so much. I've seen it before. Where does it even come from? I wish it would go away. I'm lovin' their drop shadow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 13, 2008 I'm lovin' their drop shadow. Well spotted Watson! Now what does this tell us about the perpetrator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted December 13, 2008 Well spotted Watson! Now what does this tell us about the perpetrator? I'm lovin' their perpetrator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted December 13, 2008 (edited) Well spotted Watson! Now what does this tell us about the perpetrator? That they don't take much joy in their job "She can study my scarlet" "I'd traverse her valley of fear" "I'd have a second stain adventure with her" "I'd show her my silver blaze" "She could unveil my lodger" "She doesn't need a magnifying glass to make things bigger". I can't believe noone else resorted to systematically skimming wikipedia. I also can't believe just how inherently unsexy the detection of criminals and solving of mysteries is. Edited December 13, 2008 by Nachimir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted December 13, 2008 Reminds me of a joke... Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 13, 2008 "I'd traverse her valley of fear" "She could unveil my lodger" We have our winners! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted December 13, 2008 Personally I think "Silver Blaze" is as good a euphemism for cum as "Sparkle". Which, incidentally, came from a thread on another gaming forum about opinionated in a way that is different from me schools in America renaming Christmas "Sparkle Season" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted December 15, 2008 ...opinionated in a way that is different from me schools in America renaming Christmas "Sparkle Season" Augh I hate this stuff, it fills me with Christmas anger. If my Jewish boss can celebrate Christmas and have a Christmas party at his house, then we should all be fine. Santa > Christ, anyways. (Don't stone me please) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites