Spaff Posted April 17, 2008 http://anthems.zdnet.co.uk/anthems/infogrames.mp3 it's that time again. :violin: this reminded me of it: fuck me I love corporate songs., they never cease to fail utterly at every hurdle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted April 17, 2008 omfg omfg omfg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko51FK1sYMc SHELL'S CORPORATE SONG I've never heard this one, this is pure genius. i need a bucket...... also the classic and completely acceptable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted April 17, 2008 I seriously can't believe the Inforgrames one is real. How is it helpful for the company to have some inane song where a lady rattles off all of their titles they have recently released? But the other songs I wouldn't put it past them. Now all these songs have made me nostalgic for the 80s... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted April 17, 2008 How is it helpful for the company to have some inane song where a lady rattles off all of their titles they have recently released? It is real. Companies play such songs at the things like their AGM, it makes shareholders feel good about their investment and inspires staff to metamorphically synergise in order to achieve their dynamic goals. Unfortunately greater synergy accelerates the speed at which the dynamic goals are moved at a greater rate than the metamorphical synergy accelerates productivity. This means that although such songs radically improve productivity they give all the workers a sense defeat and underachievement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted April 17, 2008 ...synergy... Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted April 17, 2008 I sent this to my boss - wait. I sent this to a guy I wish was my boss today. Okay sorry I'm too sad now to continue this post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
