Zero Punctuation

[miffy495]

I wouldn't be so angry with it if it hadn't had so much potential, yeah.

[Scrobbs]

Agreed. It is a great game, but really, really, REALLY needs to take a leaf out of Lucasarts' book in not killing the player. The aforementioned wall of death is remarkably...well...deathlike. And frustrating.

[syntheticgerbil]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3083-Zero-Punctuation-Army-of-Two

"Give yourself a nice saltwater douche, because you're officially a cunt."

[Wrestlevania]

The Frank Miller effect is superb.

[LOPcagney]

The Frank Miller effect is superb.

Yup. That made me laugh. All in all, pretty good review, but its not all that groundbreaking to bash Army of Two. It's been getting some very negative press already.

[Roderick]

Yeah, he totally should have loved Army of Two, just to be original.

[Ben X]

That was the best one I've seen for a long time - fast, funny, packed tight and visually exciting.

[BooJaka]

Just getting back to the Zack & Wiki thing (which seems to be spelt different in every region, anyone else notice that?), yeah it gets pretty frustrating but all the levels in the castle are incredible. I'd say it's well worth some of the more annoying bits before it

[DanJW]

No More Heroes.

[DanJW]

Super Smash Bros Brawl.

[DanJW]

Ooh, also noticed that I missed Condemned 2 review last week. Another good one. Goddamn Fahrenheit Syndrome.

[Wrestlevania]

I notice some clever fuck has taken away the progress bar and play/pause controls from some unknown reason.

Now I can't read the closing snark in the credits anymore.

Fucking computer.

[Nappi]

I notice some clever fuck has taken away the progress bar and play/pause controls from some unknown reason.

They are still there, though.

[elmuerte]

Mailbag!

not a game this time, responses to the SSBB B... erm... previous review

anyway, funny (and subjective)

[Wrestlevania]

I approve, though it is somewhat more self-indulgent than usual.

[Coldkill]

That was quite funny heh.

[Nappi]

Next up you know what.

[DanJW]

That's probably the fairest review of the game on the internet.

[Wrestlevania]

I don't agree with him, but he's been reasonable all the same.

[elmuerte]

holy crap.. is it just me or did he almost reach mach 1 during this review.

[Erkki]

I kind of agree with some of it, but my main complaint about the game is the missions. I'll post it in the GTA thread.

[elmuerte]

Painkiller

I'm actually interested in that game now.

[DanJW]

Wasn't Painkiller chosen as the Three Four Kings recruitment test game? Or something like that. Maybe it was a tournement. Anyway, yes it sounds good in a Serious Sam way.

Also, ZP: no more adverts! Yay!

[Wrestlevania]

Wasn't Painkiller chosen as the Three Kings recruitment test game? Or something like that. Maybe it was a tournement. Anyway, yes it sounds good in a Serious Sam way.

It's great and looks brilliant on even modest hardware.

Been meaning to replay it for years--the weapons really are that fun.

Also, ZP: no more adverts! Yay!

I noticed that too, but thought their player had just crapped out on me again.

[DanJW]

Yes. Yes I do mean that. Thankyou.