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The best thing ever. I've sent this around at work. I can hear people crying.

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Great avatar, Yuf.

Well, that movie had me laughing out loud. Dave's girlfriend left him because OTHER PEOPLE posted gay porn on his MySpace website? If that's true; good riddance! She's a bit of a thicky!

Seriously, how did this happen? Did she dump him and then it never occurred to Dave to just say: I got hacked? Of course she wouldn't believe him, because it's infinitely more probable that she never noticed his latent homosexuality until he flooded his public site with pictures which, apparently, featured men who looked exactly like Dave?

Man, this is a minefield! :tup:

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LULZ

I posted a comment correcting some tard on Joystiq once. I posted ANONYMOUSLY. I am obviously part of a terrorist organization.

Also, I once replaced hotlinked images from my server showing up on somebody's MySpace site with something offensive... I AM HAXOR.

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Great avatar, Yuf.

Well, that movie had me laughing out loud. Dave's girlfriend left him because OTHER PEOPLE posted gay porn on his MySpace website? If that's true; good riddance! She's a bit of a thicky!

I bet it wasn't even a real girlfriend, it was obviously a 12-year-old "myspace girlfriend" that he "cybered" with. This is probably what their breakup sounded like:

Ciana91: omg dude ur myspace is full of pics of gay meb

Ciana91: men*

Ciana91: wtf?

Dave76: some1 hacked my space

Ciana91: yeah rite

Ciana91: im blocking u from my mysapce, its over between us

Dave76: im gonna email ur mum those sex videos u sent me

Ciana91: omg dude

Dave76: yeah hows ur mum gonna feel when she sees her 16 yr old daughter stickin a coke bottle up her twat for 31 year old man?

Ciana91: your 31?

Cave76: no I mean 17 sry

Ciana91: omfg dude

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I really feel bad for Anonymous. They're clearly a bunch of sad losers who need to get a life.

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hahahaha...

FOX at it's best. Rated 'R' for retarded.

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For letting this happen:

words fail me.

Lovely fear mongering. Only FOX news. :fart:

edit: I love this comment from compassionrepublican - how much you wanna bet they are in with al queda. The sad part is they could make good money with ibm or cisco systems, but instead they choose terrorism. Lets hope they are caught soon by homeland security.

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That's obviously a fake.
Yeah but is it though?
Obviously.

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It's VERY like Brass-Eye... Scary, eh?

Who are these chumps, anyway? Where's their "secret" website?

4chan

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Peadogeddon is great! But what does the announcer say in that bit at the end of part one; the preconstruction of where pervert mechanics have built the convicted pead a robotic body? He says something about a 'roboplegic wrong-cock', but I can't be sure what roboplegic is. Did I hear that right? Hilarious though :tup:

Especially at the end when the outraged crowd outside the prison drags the enormous phallus out of the wreckage where they ambushed him.

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It is indeed roboplegic wrong-cock, easily my favorite turn of phrase from the entire series :) Brass Eye makes up a lot of words, that one (I assume) derived from paraplegic and the like.

They did a Science episode about "heavy electricity" falling out of power lines then flattening people and cattle in Sri Lanka. They got a celebrity to read out something about it turning cows into blobs...

This is caused by sodomised electrons rushing to the cow's head end, turning them into what scientists call "wobbly matter".

or the like. That one and the Drugs episode are well worth tracking down.

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My favourite Morrisism is "Quadraspazzed on a lifeplug".

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After a stairwell nonce-bashing. In the drugs episode he apparently gets a politician to ask questions in Parliament about the drug 'Cake', which targets the 'Shatner's Bassoon' area in the brain :tup:

I also love the bit in the beginning where they report about a peadophile dressed up as a school walking down the street.

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Yeah, the parlimentary cake issue got Morris into a bit of trouble with the government :D

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I've been watching this recently. Quoth Neil Fox: "Paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it - but it is scientific fact." :clap:

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