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The winner wins. The prize is fame and glory.

Here's the picture you shall photoshop.

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Here's what I made as a present to Bob. I'm not actually THAT shit with photoshop, but I was in a hurry because I thought he might log off or something, and I might not see him online again for weeks as has been the case recently. Also, I was drunk:

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Bob says that "i would fuck it in half with my astonishing scottish cock of power"

I think he likes it :)

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What stands out most to me in that photo is that Spaff is drinking Budweiser. Don't you live in England? Home of many delicious dark ales? I busted my ass to find a pub in this city that has Newcastle, while you're in it's fucking homeland drinking Bud? Dear god why?

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Would you want to smell the most beautiful-smelling rose in the world all day long, every day, all year? :fart:

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Chances are that the Bud was going cheap. With the price of alchahol over here, any 2-4-1 sale automatically makes any old piss drinkable.

Luckily, we have Budwar over here as well - the REAL Czech Budweiser that will hopefully one day have revenge on its evil immitator.

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Luckily, we have Budwar over here as well - the REAL Czech Budweiser that will hopefully one day have revenge on its evil immitator.

Absolutely. Budvar is great.

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I recently found out my favourite bar doesn't serve Budvar anymore :bomb: Fortunately the Polish beer they had instead was quite good.

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What stands out most to me in that photo is that Spaff is drinking Budweiser. Don't you live in England? Home of many delicious dark ales? I busted my ass to find a pub in this city that has Newcastle, while you're in it's fucking homeland drinking Bud? Dear god why?

It was all that was left after i finished off my Plymouth Gin :fart::fart::violin:

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Anyway: back on topic.

"The tension is almost palpable as James Spafford anxiously awaits the results of the Sing Star competition..."

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HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Brilliant!!!!

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What stands out most to me in that photo is that Spaff is drinking Budweiser. Don't you live in England? Home of many delicious dark ales? I busted my ass to find a pub in this city that has Newcastle, while you're in it's fucking homeland drinking Bud? Dear god why?

That was my bad, I didn't decide to go to the party till late, the cross dressing tipped the balance, and I was left with the selection of some pikey late night off licence.

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