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My mouth tastes of petroleum

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now I'd like to know what the fuck you're going to do about that

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Why the hell does your mouth taste like petroleum? Have you been using Petroleum Jelly to get that bright, white smile?

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errr Marek? This thread is about having kissed a petroleum sniffer and having the taste of petroleum in your mouth. Not about whatever it is you're talking about :)

Also: better not light any matches with your teeth then, yufster.

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Well, there was no mention of lighters. If you could figure out a decent way to work one with your mouth, you may still have a good night ahead of you.

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If you're going to do arse to mouth get a runnier based lube than Vaseline, I always found that vaseline was a good anal lube as it gave good protection against cuts and stuff but when u pull out u find it has absorbed a bit too much of the old brown stuff. Specially made anal lubes are the way forward they allow for a better arse hammering(imo). Or just get spaff to give it a quick wipe before u take him in your mouth, takes out some of the dirtiness, but then your mouth won't taste of petroleum jelly.

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now I'd like to know what the fuck you're going to do about that

I volunteer for the cleanup program.

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The fuck I'm going to do about it is open my mouth and point at it competitively. Cause mine tastes like grilled lemons.

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