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Trauma Center? Hehehe I'm UnGHgn :)

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So I was playing this game, "Trauma Center", on my DS, which I had bought and paid for because you people said it was so great.

Turns out it was pretty cool.

Until... it got so damn impossibly hard without warning that I gave up after trying ten times to get all these boils or whatever that pop up all over the place, and even with the magical star thingie the guy just croaks no matter what I try. What's up with this game? Have I missed some secret ninja success trick? Is the game supposed to be impossible?

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What's up with this game? Have I missed some secret ninja success trick? Is the game supposed to be impossible?

It's supposed to have quite a remarkable difficulty spike part way in, then slacken off - and possibly get too easy - before the end.

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The pun in your thread title is fucking terrible.

Pun? More like fucking bollocks attempt at a pun

That said, I remember my boyfriend gave up on Trauma Centre for ages because of some super-difficult-ninja operation...

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The game's not that hard, you're probably just being rubbish. If you really can't do it then there's probably a walk through of some kind on gamefaqs.

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The game's not that hard, you're probably just being rubbish.

Nick? More like dick!

No offense, I'm just trying out these new punning shoes I bought. I think they're working!

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Oath? More like what a dumbheaded dumbface, if I ever meet you I'm going to spread marmite on your face and it'll be really hard to wash off especially if it gets in your hair

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Both Trauma and Terrible starts with a T. I don't see how that's not funny.

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You have made me laugh and brightened up my traumatic day, for this you win a kiss

X

:)

(traumatic day? More like TERRIBLE day...)

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Yufster, I was going to post this earlier, but I didn't want to seem vindicative:

Get crushed by a pony. No one smears foodstuff on me.

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What an awesome thread!

Also, I know the EXACT bit you're up to, toblix, because that's where I got up to as well. I was sitting at the kitchen table at the time, playing it over and over, and now, my mum and I sometimes shout out "DOCTOR!!" when something goes wrong because we heard the game say it so much. Goddamn blob things that have a billion of them pop up simultaneously. I know what you have to do - you can't complete them one at a time. You have to juggle between multiple ones so that they don't burst - but my multitasking skills are quite lacking, so there were plenty of "DOCTOR!!"s that day.

Let's begin the OPERATION! Again.

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I'll give it another go, if only to see that new nurse naked.

This is one of those Japanese porn games, right?

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What the hell is up with that post on my account? No one else uses my PC. Errrrm.

Anyway, yes, that bit is really hard Toblix. I spent best part of a day trying to do it. Not only do you have to use the healing touch in game, but you have to actually enter the zone in real life as well. Take a deep breath. Try some meditation. Visualize.You will be impressed at what your own hands can do. :innocent:

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Nick? More like dick!

No offense, I'm just trying out these new punning shoes I bought. I think they're working!

You've injured my pride to such an extent, no healing touch can save me now. :sad:

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Yeah, it did get really fucking hard in the middle. Then once you get over that hump it's not so bad anymore. And the plot is pretty good, so it's worth it. Then there's the last chapter, which is murderously difficult. I remember trying to play through the third last operation at work and getting busted because of a particularly loud "FUCKING PEMPTI!!!!" Luckily, I was busted by an underling who then wanted to play, so it was all cool.

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Warning: This is an angry, angry rant with cursing.

Dear Atlus,

Well, fuck you. You've managed to make me never buy one of your stinking piles of shit you call games for the rest of my short and miserable life. Where in the Hell did you pull your game design documents out of? Wait, don't tell me. I know from whence. From whence in your fucking ass, that's where. Do you think your story is so fucking marvellous that I care enough about what happens to your hairy hentai surgeon and his big-canned assistant that I'll spend hours on end torturing myself trying to complete the first operation in the second fucking chapter of your game again and again and again and again? It gets fucking boring and tedious and it is NOT FUN. If I try one more time to cut out those fifty pulsating pustules, only to have three burst at the same time and the pulse dropping to zero in one second, I swear I'll smash my fucking DS. You disgust me.

Atlus? More like Anus!

Sincerely,

toblix

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Anyway, thanks to all of you who tried to help. I tend to stop playing games when I get stressed just thinking about them. Maybe I'll be able to give it to my brother or something.

Ooh, I still have one world left in New Super Mario Bros.! Fun!

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Maybe try a differnt tactic? You can focus on one at a time or inject them all wit anesthetic to shrink them. I think thats how I did it. Lots of injecting, only attempting to cut when they all seemed safe.

But yeah, if you're losing hair over it, move on.

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Maybe you should see it as playing a bullet hell shmup or something similar? Those can be pretty fun, even though you know you'll never be able to best the game. Ikaruga is one of my favorite games and I fucking suck at it. Can't even beat it on easy, but for some reason getting my ass handed to me is fun when I don't go in there to win.

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Wow toblix, that's some real anger there. I thought that TC was really good myself, but I didn't really run into any incredible difficulty until the last chapter, which was as it should be. Yeah, if you're getting incredibly stressed by the whole thing, it may just be time to throw in the towel. I did the same with Ninja Gaiden, and my blood pressure thanks me for it.

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Stay puft everyone, Toblix hasn't had his daily medication yet.

Hey that 'osbscure geeky reference' bandana I just got, somewhat works.

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What, daily medicine is an obscure geeky reference? Anyway, I tried it one more time, and this time I completed it! YAY!

Only kidding, of course. "Doctor! Begin operation hurry critical you have toGAME OVER!"

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