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I woke up at two in the morning and wrote down this list. It seemed important at the time.

1. Snakes on a Plane

2. The Internet itself

3. Ninjas

4. Google Image Search

5. Lost

6. Pictures of owls

7. Podcasts

8. Firefly

9. "It's a trap"

10. DRM

11. 24

12. Youtube

13. Firefox

14. Pirates

You can add to it if you like. I think at 2 am I just wanted to get this out there. I'm not so sure about right now.

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1. Porn

2. Porn

3. Weird porn

4. Gaping anuses

5. Porn

6. Boobs

7. Celebrity Sex Videos

8. Weird Japanese porn

9. Asses

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22. What I found between my toes today

23. How empty my life is.

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Goatseee... just insert it somewhere at the top of the list.

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I haven't heard much about goatse for a long time now. I was starting to hope the internet had forgotten...

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24. MySpace

though it should be like in the top 5. Speaking of which, should we have an idle thumbs group on myspace? it's where teh kool(aid) kidz hang out theze dayz, yoz. :buyme:

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1. Porn

2. Porn

3. Weird porn

4. Gaping anuses

5. Porn

6. Boobs

7. Celebrity Sex Videos

8. Weird Japanese porn

9. Asses

I bet you these will be ranking high amongst the search engine terms in our server stats now...

(I, for one, welcome the visitors looking for thumbs + "gaping anuses". :shifty: )

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(I, for one, welcome the visitors looking for thumbs + "gaping anuses". :shifty: )
I fear you.

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I heard that pouring spunk into their tea is the best way to attract new visitors...

25. Spermamax

26. Spaff

27. Squall & Seifer Gay Fan Art

28. Cream the Rabbit porn

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1. Porn

2. Porn

3. Weird porn

4. Gaping anuses

5. Porn

6. Boobs

7. Celebrity Sex Videos

8. Weird Japanese porn

9. Asses

10. Barely legal teens with thumbs in every orifice

Wait, what are we listing again? Our favorite things online?

(I, for one, welcome the visitors looking for thumbs + "gaping anuses". :shifty: )

Thanks! Nice to be here.

Speaking of the Internet, has everyone read esteemed U.S. nutcase senator Ted Stevens's explanation of it?

http://blog.wired.com/27BStroke6/?entry_id=1512499

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

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Ted Stevens is a proof positive that senators are what's destroying America.

:colbert: :colbert: :colbert:

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Is that English!?

He's talking about an email that took a while to be delivered, right?

And it was send by a staff member to him. I take it they work at the same place and therefor have emails with matching hostnames. In other world, the email never left the building.

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Is that English!?

He's talking about an email that took a while to be delivered, right?

And it was send by a staff member to him. I take it they work at the same place and therefor have emails with matching hostnames. In other world, the email never left the building.

Maybe it went around the world. Maybe the fuzz took some time dissecting it and tapping it of its secret contents, and then let it pass.

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cool image

someone should make a screensaver based on that

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