Moosferatu Posted May 22, 2006 It just occurred to me this evening that I hadn't looked my hero Steve Ballmer up on youtube yet, so I did. To my delight, there were several Ballmer clips that I hadn't seen before. First, there's crazy commercial for Windows 2000 that I'm shocked even exists. Unfortunately, Ballmer only has a minor role at the beginning.Then there's excellent clip where Ballmer actually refers to his old crazy, nasty-sweet "developers" episode. He also refers to chanting "windows". According to wikipedia he actually ripped one of his vocal cords chanting "windows" a number of years back.Next there's this amazing, yet low res commercial staring both Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates. Ballmer doesn't say anything but I swear that Gates is playing with a Manny push-doll at one point. Finally, 's a short clip with Ballmer on blogging.Enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Posted May 22, 2006 Next there's this amazing, yet low res commercial staring both Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates. Ballmer doesn't say anything but I swear that Gates is playing with a Manny push-doll at one point. I really like this one for some reason. Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer just hanging out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted May 22, 2006 Yeah, it was confirmed to be a Manny push-doll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted May 22, 2006 And don't forget the classic: Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castorp Posted May 22, 2006 (now it's in my head...and it won't go away) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted May 23, 2006 "Developers" is no longer a word to my brain. It has become a meaningless noise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted May 24, 2006 My Mum and I have always wanted to work for Microsoft. I like Bill Gates, I think he's awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted May 25, 2006 You are truly insane, Yufst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lechimp Posted May 25, 2006 Have you seen Pirates of Silicon Valley? Bill Gates is like a coding ninja in that. One minute he's convincing Steve Jobs that he's not stealing from Apple, then all of a sudden he kicks their asses and releases Windows. Plus he donates money to charity and does cool stuff like that. It's Microsoft the company that sucks, not Bill Gates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted May 25, 2006 Bill Gates singlehandedly put more money into fighting malaria in the third-world than, like, any government in the world. Maybe even all of them. And that's only a small portion of his nearly $30 BILLION charity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huz Posted May 26, 2006 I like Bill Gates, I think he's awesome. Now is the appropriate time to break out the Bill Gates love song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted May 26, 2006 Do it. That song is a classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huz Posted May 26, 2006 Take a crotch malteser, baby, and chew. Why do I never lose these things like everyone else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Posted May 27, 2006 I can't understand most of the lyrics, anyone want to find/paste them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted May 27, 2006 o m g! So many feelings reawakened within me... Bill.... you can never be mine... I don't really know the lyrics either... I know that I sang about 'Nikola Testis' to nause one of the lucasforumers who blew up at me one day for repeatedly mispelling 'Teslis' or something... Um... some of it is made up... so... I love Bill Gates though. I should get Chris Remo to do a cover version of it. Man I'm talented. EDIT: and skilled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huz Posted May 27, 2006 I know that I sang about 'Nikola Testis' to nause one of the lucasforumers who blew up at me one day for repeatedly mispelling 'Teslis' or something... Also for saying that "Nikola" was a girl's name. That was probably the last worthwhile thing ever to happen at LucasForums... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted May 28, 2006 Nikola Testis, Nikola Testis, Bill Gates, This is a song for you Nikola Testis, Nicola Testis, It’s all about crotch maltesers too, Nikola Testis, Nicola Testis, So Take a crotch malteser baby and chew I'd never regret the day you took me For better or for worse. I'd have all of your good qualities In order in my purse. (chorus) Bill Gates, Mr. Henry William Gates III Oh, I'd be the most envied woman in the world, Every day'd be a shopping spree... I wouldn't care if you're away a lot, 'Cause the best part of you's with me. Yes the best part of you’s with me, Your money (chorus) I’ll steal the blueprints for the next Windows There are so many things I need to know, Like what does NT mean anyway I heard it means “Network Technology” Well I think it means “Nice Try”, Nice try, While you’re at work I’ll disappear from here, hear hear, Please sign here, yes dear, I’m getting a divorce, Shame about the prenup, Its time for a cleanup of your accounts, I didn’t mean to hurt you, was gonna try and sue you, too bad for you, And this I do, not out of spite but hey, what’s a girl to do, I enjoyed your estate and your nice cars too but hey, It’s time to go, and thanks for the time I spent with you this song celebrates you, and all the things you do , Mr Henry, William Gates, the Third… Time to let go, let me fly like a bird, what have you learned, not to trust anyone who lusts after money like a dog after…bones, I can’t think of an ending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huz Posted May 28, 2006 Do it again! No seriously, I dub Netmonkey "official Yufster superfan 2006". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted June 8, 2006 OMG, the greatest thing I've seen all day :tup: :tup: :tup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted June 8, 2006 Holy fuck that was amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
