Oath Posted March 9, 2006 Listen man, I've looked and there just aren't any. This was pretty much the last chance I gave the internet, and once again I was let down. I'll start pushing nipples in real life instead, maybe then there'll be breasts abound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 10, 2006 I've tried. It's just been a bunch of lawsuits for me. Contrary to popular belief, poking nipples with great force does not cause women to immediately disrobe. When will the lies end??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingo Chavez Posted March 10, 2006 Hello, brother-man! I am a traveling hobo that sells fruit and other edibles that are shaped like historical dictators. They have brought pain and misery to their country and the world, but they sure make a lovely fruit basket. Would you care for an apple shaped like Stalin? A kiwi Hitler? A peachy Nero? An orangey Saddam? Or Tomito Mussolini for your sauce? All for just $39.95. "We keep the evil of the world united in cute pink fruit baskets" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted March 10, 2006 Do you have anything more contemporary? I'm thinking perhaps Kim Jong Il or maybe even daddy, Kim Il Sung? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsps Posted March 10, 2006 I've tried. It's just been a bunch of lawsuits for me. Contrary to popular belief, poking nipples with great force does not cause women to immediately disrobe. When will the lies end??? Well, I guess you have your experiences and I have mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astrogoth Posted March 10, 2006 I'm sure there's another website out there that has porn, there has to be. What, porn on the internet? Don't be silly. That's just another urban myth. God, you people are so gullible! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astrogoth Posted March 10, 2006 for nipply goodness: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/10/bounceometer/ WARNING: NSFW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingo Chavez Posted March 11, 2006 Do you have anything more contemporary? I'm thinking perhaps Kim Jong Il or maybe even daddy, Kim Il Sung? Shucks...! I'm out of Kim Jong avocados, it's a hot item these days. Kim Il Sung tangerine have been outlawed since the sixties for "classified reasons". But I like you, so I tell you what, brother-man. I'll sell you a Fidel Castro papaya and a Muammar pear-Qaddafi for just $9.95. Specially for you, brother-man! I'm gonna open a web site sometime this month. Those hobo servers are so troublesome, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 11, 2006 for nipply goodness: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/10/bounceometer/WARNING: NSFW What... the... crap? This begs two questions. First off, who the hell took time out of their life to create this? Second, who goes running without any kind of support? Hell, running is the only time I'll wear briefs, otherwise pain ensues. Common sense dictates women have some similar realization to this "excessive bouncing = pain" theorem. I've seen some weird and pointless crap on the internet before, but that may actually be one of the toppers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
