nsps Posted March 5, 2006 It's a miracle of design. Sorry, I didn't notice the duplicate post. And I can't delete it now as it's become part of the conversation, can I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 5, 2006 They don't tell you, but the new forth dimension will technically be known as "suck." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted March 5, 2006 The measuring of time as inches was first discovered here. I'm so proud! Edit: Wow, those two posts before me didn't show up, sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted March 5, 2006 They don't tell you, but the new forth dimension will technically be known as "suck." Buy Microsoft's Project Origami! Now featuring 17 inches of suck! You know, that may actually help sales, now that I think about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted March 5, 2006 The measuring of time as inches was first discovered here. I'm so proud!Edit: Wow, those two posts before me didn't show up, sorry. Actually, the " and ' marks can also be used to denote minutes and seconds. so it's really 17 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted March 5, 2006 Buy Microsoft's Project Origami! Now featuring 17 seconds battery life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted March 5, 2006 Actually, the " and ' marks can also be used to denote minutes and seconds. so it's really 17 seconds. That, I didn't know. I'll blame it on the fact that inches and feet are a bit foreign around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted March 5, 2006 How are penises measured in porn movies then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 6, 2006 well, they start off with the swimsuit competition, the move on to the weightlifting. It's a really complicated process. I think at some point you have to wrestle a badger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-MaSQuE- Posted March 6, 2006 How are penises measured in porn movies then? In Thaums, the thaumaturgical unit size of something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted March 6, 2006 How are penises measured in porn movies then? We measure in lux, how much light you radiate. The people above have no idea what they're talking about. Know those little plastic things that cinematographers and photographers have around their neck? Yup, total penis length in the scene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsps Posted March 6, 2006 well, they start off with the swimsuit competition, the move on to the weightlifting. It's a really complicated process. I think at some point you have to wrestle a badger. All that using only your penis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 6, 2006 yeah, they have a massive team of doctors (Edit: heh. typo was coctors, but I decided that that was too much, so I corrected) on hand to fix up either you or the badger afterwards. I hear there are some ancient techniques which can be used to allow the penis to hold a weapon, but I wouldn't place too much faith in that. Second edit: I would like to make it perfectly clear that by "fix you" I do not mean in the veterinary sense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted March 8, 2006 Back to the topic, here's another rumored photo. Maybe not really, but man, could it get any worse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OftenK Posted March 9, 2006 It's even uglier than I had expected. Doesn't look like it's going to be very convenient to handle, either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayel Posted March 9, 2006 So I guess it doesn't really fold. And it doesn't have Vista on it? That's disappointing. But still, I'd get this over a bulky expensive laptop any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsps Posted March 9, 2006 It looks like it has one of those high-gloss-for-show-equals-high-glare-near-any-light-source screens that are found on PSPs and poorly designed laptops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted March 9, 2006 http://www.engadget.com/2006/03/09/hands-on-with-asus-and-founder-umpcs/ and http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/umpc/default.mspx Wow, only Microsoft could fuck it up so badly by letting random manufactures design the look and feel of the thing. Like some of the ones in the video actually looked pretty lighteight and cool compared to these. For other recent microsoft fuck ups, try searching for anything on http://www.live.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites