Salka Posted June 2, 2004 The mind boggles. I don't know what a boff is and, since I am an orphan, I do not know what a mother is either. So I guess I'm not qualified to take part in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 2, 2004 So I guess I'm not qualified to take part in this thread.So why did you!? Huh?! WHY?!So tell me, who's yo daddy, walrusman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 2, 2004 When and by whom? My dad, I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinkie Posted June 2, 2004 So why did you!? Huh?! WHY?! There's no post count in this area, and therefore worthless posts are encouraged. :devil2: I feel as if I've done my part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 2, 2004 So why did you!? Huh?! WHY?! For attention. Because I am an Orphan, and I have no mother. But also, because I don't want people mistakenly believing that I choose not to participate in this thread because I am somehow offended by my non-existent mother somehow being 'boffed'. I am merely lacking a mother to be boffed. But fear not. Do not be sad for me. For Steve is like a mother to me. A very sexual mother, true... but aren't all mothers pretty sexual? I mean, I wouldn't know, as I've never had one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted June 2, 2004 For attention. Because I am an Orphan, and I have no mother.But also, because I don't want people mistakenly believing that I choose not to participate in this thread because I am somehow offended by my non-existent mother somehow being 'boffed'. I am merely lacking a mother to be boffed. But fear not. Do not be sad for me. For Steve is like a mother to me. A very sexual mother, true... but aren't all mothers pretty sexual? I mean, I wouldn't know, as I've never had one. So let me get this straight; You're a Jewish orphan with an infected eye (like this: )? This is Dr. Phil material!!! --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted June 2, 2004 So let me get this straight; You're a Jewish orphan with an infected eye (like this: )? This is Dr. Phil material!!!--Erwin "Fighting With Daughter Over Her Revealing Clothes? The Dr. Phil show is looking for a parent who is in conflict with their daughter, age five to ten, over dressing too sexy. Is your daughter obsessed with dressing like Britney Spears or Beyonce? Does your daughter conspire to buy or borrow short skirts or sexy tops to wear BEHIND YOUR BACK? Is getting dressed for school create a BATTLE between you and your daughter? If you want to talk to Dr. Phil about your young daughter's desire to dress beyond her age and are WILLING TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW, please email us your story." Straight from the man himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 2, 2004 "Fighting With Daughter Over Her Revealing Clothes? The Dr. Phil show is looking for a parent who is in conflict with their daughter, age five to ten, over dressing too sexy. Is your daughter obsessed with dressing like Britney Spears or Beyonce? Does your daughter conspire to buy or borrow short skirts or sexy tops to wear BEHIND YOUR BACK? Is getting dressed for school create a BATTLE between you and your daughter? If you want to talk to Dr. Phil about your young daughter's desire to dress beyond her age and are WILLING TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW, please email us your story." Straight from the man himself. Age 5 to 10?! Ha ha ha ha!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huz Posted June 2, 2004 Age 5 to 10?! Ha ha ha ha!!!! Oh man. Shouldn't they still be locked in cupboards at that age? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 3, 2004 Seriously, what kind of a sad mother needs help stopping her five year old daughter from buying slutty clothes? Perhaps the kind of mother that has the hots for Dr Phil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 3, 2004 *gasp* LOOOOVE that leopard skin bra!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites