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How hot is Jessica  

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  1. 1. How hot is Jessica

    • Extremely hot
      14
    • Shaggable
      10
    • Alright !!!
      4
    • Nahhhhh
      4


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Clearly you should have chosen Roseanne Barr for this poll. Remember we have to impress our new-found female forumites, and after you guys cracked all those cruel jokes about their weight, you want to show them that you can appreciate a natural body on a woman.

Roseanne Barr is a natural beauty.

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Jessica Alba is clearly hawt.

She had full reign of my desktop here at work for a while.

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Jessica "Only reason to bother watching that godawful Dark Angel crap" Alba. =

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As also seen in Sin City (o_0), and "Honey" which I haven't been able to bring myself to download because it looks so goddamn terrible.

This from the guy that has Coyote Ugly /and/ Bring It On.

Did I say that out loud? ¬¬

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They're light, slightly transparent, and easy to tear off in a fit of passion.

I believe that's why she's wearing them.

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I haven't seen Fantastic Four yet, but plan on renting it when it's out on DVD.

Jessica Alba + skin tight spandex == win.

She's also in Idle Hands, which was pretty awful.

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Fantastic Four has the best gratuitous semi-nudity scene ever. No really. Something along the lines of.

Mr Fantastic: Hey! Go invisible and sneak past the crowd!

Invisible Girl: Okay, I'm invisible now! But my clothes are still visible!!

MF: So take them off dummy!!11

IG: Okay, down to my bra and pants OH NO visible again!

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A part of me wants to start a thread on voting on hot guys or something.

I don't know, Jessica Alba is pretty, but she's also vapid. Looks, but little substance.

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I liked Alba better as a brunet. She was hot and looked book smart.

As a blonde she just looks book smart... or is it the other way around? I dunno...

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Who are the 4 jokers that voted down the bottom? Honestly :hmph:

This is a good question? :hmph:

Come on you gotta admit she look pretty damn fine...

At least she is still winning with 50% yeah baby... :partyhat:

As for some of the guys who though this thread was bad well just thought that Jessica might add some spark to idle banter ...

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I went with Shaggable. She's not as hot as all the media exposure she's been getting would have you believe, but she is above average. It's something about her face, I think. makes her look almost TOO young. As nice as her body is, her face almost makes you feel like a pervert for checking her out. *shudder*

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I haven't seen Fantastic Four yet, but plan on renting it when it's out on DVD.

Jessica Alba + skin tight spandex == win.

She's also in Idle Hands, which was pretty awful.

What?!?!?

Idle Hands is genius, well I don't know about genius, but any film that has a possesed hand ripping off the Lead singer from Offspring's scalp, quite definitely rules.

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Shes good looking, this is sort of stupid though.

Its not like Jessica Alba visits this site and thinks to herself "They really love me !"

UNLESS.... Yufster?

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