Nick Posted June 7, 2005 It's bored O'Clock in Timmy's mind and staying awake is hard he finds so clutching his mug of tea in hand he takes a sip, it's his favourite brand Something odd happens now inside his mug he sees a cow and beside it sits a little girl who slowly gets up and does a twirl Dumbfounded Timmy tries to shout but tea gets splashed inside his snout for Timmy is not man you see he's a half hog half duck catastrophe ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted June 7, 2005 Timmy makes a squawking sound The bark-squawk echoes all around the sounds fly down into the mug The girl she offers up a shrug Shes not bothered, no not her this doggy mallard doesn’t scare Shes the bovine princess girl! inventer of the cow girl twirl! Timmy stares in disbelief Who is the freaky fucking queef? ”get out my cup” he barks a howl and then emits a beaky growl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted June 7, 2005 The princess smiles and begins to talk calling him names like rimfield dork it's time, Timmy thinks, to pull the plug and jumps on down into the mug "Now just listen you" he snorts out loud standing tall to try and look proud but the cow girl simply grabs his trotter and shoves it in the cow cream clotter Timmy yelps and quacks in pain as blood and bone fall down like rain the cow meanwhile is quite controlled as she knows her plan will soon unfold ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted June 7, 2005 The cow is the cleverest of these foolish three and long has she planned to escape and be free Free from the mug farm in which she now sits Free from the princess and her groping mitts Cow spies her chance and readies her bum The others are startled, they turn to run Cow screams “moo” at the top of her voice for the others, running is the only choice From the cows anus grows a balloon And a huge uzi pokes forth from her poon The uzi spits bullets until it reloads causing the gut powered balloon explode Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted June 7, 2005 Off she careens up out of tea land leaving a trail of magical sand of which each grain flitters down to the floor and sprouts into a tree that looks like a claw Timmy and princess were alone at last the blast form the vast ass had happened so fast staring now into each others eyes the princess had yet another surprise She whipped out a pie and inside was a treat something warm and sticky and sweet Timmy leaned closer to see what was there but what was inside he just could not bear ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted June 7, 2005 A billion gophers jump out of the pie And proceeded to nibble and chew on Tim’s eye and then just as fast as they had appeared the gophers all vanished and left Tim in Tears Timmy closes his blood soaked eyes he opens his throat and lets out his warcry ”JE SUIS LE CHIEN CANARD!!!!!” ”and you, little princess, will now be retired” Throwing the princess a terrible glance Timmy pulled forth his magnificent lance lifting it high, and with a perfect aim he charged at the bitch whom he planned to maim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted June 7, 2005 the girl twirled and twirled and twirled once again and miraculously morphed into 14 large men each had a club weighing almost a ton Timtim grinned, the battle was on He swung and stabbed and spat at his foes he kicked in their faces with ugly webbed toes he fought through with rage until his might was depleted he knew in his heart he would not be defeated Looking around for some random assistance a castle of insects was seen in the distance this was his goal, of that there's no doubt if only Timmy could just hold out ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted June 7, 2005 Meanwhile, in the castle, a fire had broken From fireflies squashed by a meaningless token The flames caught the throneroom, and out raced the king, The fearsomest cockroach with one broken wing The smoke made his eyes weep and filled them with fog He twirled, lost control, stumbled upon the plug. Falling, he grabbed it, pulling it hard. The castle collapsed and broke into shards. All sorts of bugs came tumbling down Left drifting in currents beyond their control. The fire was spreading and when Tim looked again, A great flaming cloud was headed his way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites