Write some reviews in 15 words or less

[Chris]

Metallus' suggestion: Haiku threads are already way too common on the internet.

[David]

Chris: Extremely correct, as usual.

[loonyboi]

More reviews of recent games in five words or less:

LOTR: Battle for Middle Earth: Bare bones, but badass.

KOTOR II: It ain't no KOTOR 1.

Doom 3 Xbox: Live Co-op kicks ass.

Chessmaster 9000 (Mac): Painfully slow on a G3.

[Karimi]

WoW : Playing alone for days, find group , get abandoned in a dungeon,get called a Newb.

Far cry : Great Graphics, Bad Game.

Darwinia: Great game , what were they smoking !?

Battle for Middle Earth : Interesting , fun.

[Erwin_Br]

Ulcer: it starts acting up again... Owww ow...

--Erwin

[Dingo Chavez]

The Beatle (white album cover) by The Beatles (1968): The most beautifully diversed album ever made.

Revolver by The Beatles (1966): A landmark, that's still considered to be one of the best.

Sgt. Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles (1967): Makes life better.

Rubber Soul by The Beatles (1965): Can you feel the beautiful vocal harmony?

Abbey Road by The Beatles (1969): The last recorded album from the best band that the world has ever seen and heard (more like a fact than a review).

Pink Moon by Nick Drake (1972): There was never such a simple and stunning album.

Bryter Layter by Nick Drake (1970): The man was a musical genius.

The Velvet Underground and Nico (self titled album) (1967): The most underappreciated album of its time if not of all time, also one of the best.

White Light/White Heat by The Velvet Underground (1967): Minimum budget, maximum execution.

The Velvet Underground (self titled) (1969): Cale-less but still outstanding.

Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan (1966): If you didn't like it, then you must be stoned.

Just Beyond The River by James Yorkston & The Athletes (2004): There's nothing quite like it (except for their first album).

The Doors (self titled) (1967): One of the greatest debut albums from one of the greatest American bands.

The Piper At The Gates of Dawn by Pink Floyd (1967): Psychedelic never sounded this good.

[jokemaster]

Yufster:Irish, nuff said

Full throttle: Motorcycles, and suicide bunnies=sweetness

Grim Fandango: BEST GAME EVAH

[RLacey]

RLacey: Perfection personified.

[MrHoatzin]

Kingzjester: cunt, hated.

[ysbreker]

This thread: overused, overrated, abused.

[MrHoatzin]

Ysbreker's review of This thread: flawed, irrelevant, hip.

[OftenK]

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Co-op: Highly enjoyable. Best co-op experience I've had in a long time.

[RLacey]

The end of this thread in alliterative form: Surely soon? So sweet. Silence. Success.

[Dingo Chavez]

The name Dingo Chavez: Not my real name, thought it was funny at first, think it's racist now.

[Pappa]

Autechre - Cichli (Chiastic Slide) - nine minutes of the perfect mix between abstract and melodic IDM

Melt Banana - Scratch or Stitch (MxBx 1998: 13000 miles...) - most mindblowingly awesome opener for a live recording, ever.

Idle Thumb's Photo Essays - stunning pieces of art

Idle Thumb's artwork - nearly as stunning

Samuel Adams Boston Ale - made me like american beer

[JoeX111]

Contributing to this thread just to spite those who want it done with: Priceless.

[Lazarou]

Meh, why not. Last few games I played or replayed recently:

The Longest Journey - April! Swearing! Pure gaming bliss.

Full Throttle - Short, but near perfect. Why don't more games have proper soundtracks?

Guild Wars - Nippy, accessible, feeless. Not for the short of friends.

Call Of Duty - Not bloody WW2 AGAIN, yet surprisingly great.

[toblix]

GTA San Andreas - Like GTA Vice City on drugs and alcohol, and bigger too. It never gets boring.

Silent Storm - Suffers noticeably from the Polish retard mafia taking over the business halfway through the development.

7 Days a Skeptic Special Edition - Short, sweet, old school. More games should have director's commentaries.

[JoeX111]

Thief: Deadly Shadows - Good ending, decent story, iffy gameplay, wonky physics, horrid engine.

Boiling Point: Road to Hell - Thus far, best beta I've ever played.

Vampire: Bloodlines - Looks great, feels like a dozen other games I've played before.

Thief 2X: Shadows of the Metal Age - Awesome fan work, but way too easy.

Flatout demo - Holy. Freakin. Shit.

Pariah demo - Looks pretty. Plays like generic FPS #345635437899.

American McGee's Alice - Not as good as I remember....but still fun.

[AndyB]

Dog's Life: serene, warm & funny, hypnotic, I LOOVE bones!, smellovision, barking, pooping, easy puzzles, farting, chickens, butchers, snowmen.

http://ps2.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r22925.htm

and for balance a less good review, although I mainly agree with the top one.

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=53722

[miffy495]

Hmmm... I saw this in the case at the Radio Shack (trying to track down GCN component cables is hell...) and considered picking it up. My interest is now renewed.

[General Fuzzy McBitty]

Wind Waker: Much better than I thought it would be.